Today, I told the man I've been in love with for 3 years, who also happens to be my boss, how I felt. He responds by filing sexual harassment charges against me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after many years of being single, I finally worked up the courage to ask my coworker out. He said no and gave me "fair warning" that he's going to report me for sexual harassment. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who is also my coworker, broke up with me. I agreed to stay professional and civil with him during our work hours. However, he decided to report me for "sexual harassment" and "stalking." He showed them the "evidence." I was fired. FML
Today, I confronted my coworker, who I had a crush on, for lying to me. He’d told me he was gay when I asked him out. He’s now dating another coworker of mine who’s a woman. He took this up with my boss, and I was written up for “creating a hostile work environment.” FML
Today, after having finally summoned the nerve to report a guy at my workplace who has been sexually harassing me for months, I got a phone call from my boss. He said that there was nothing he could do about it, because the guy "wouldn't confess." FML
Today, after working at my job for months, I quit. Why? My boss tried to convince me that we are in a secret relationship, after he told me he loved me. FML
Today, my boyfriend hacked my facebook account and set my status to say that I was in love with my boss. Seeing the post, my boss called me into his office, and told me he loved me too... FML
Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML
Today, I went to my company's HR manager to ask what the procedure was to file a sexual harassment complaint since my boss exposed himself to me. His response was that the procedure is to "get over it." And he went back to reading. FML
Today, my boss sent me to a meeting with a client I've never met to do some damage control and renegotiate his contract. For two hours, he alternated between threatening to sue us, and making vulgar comments about raping me in his office. FML
Today, a woman called my work and accused me of having an affair with her husband, my coworker, demanding that my boss discipline me. I don't know her, I barely know her husband, and I haven't had sex in months. FML
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Top comments
LadyAlathia 0
It's those words "in love with..." that did it. You don't tell random people you've been "in love with them" for three years. That's ******* creepy. Now, if you had said something NORMAL, like, "I'd like to go out for coffee sometime", you probably wouldn't be in this position. Weirdo.
plutosaplanet 0
why would you tell your boss youre in love with him? unless you knew he felt the same and didnt care about office policies and even then id be weary...
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Comments (102)
jillz 0
if he is married, she'd have to be an even bigger idiot to admit that here..because then she'd be a desperate idiot AND a homewrecker
ladiesman14 0
damn pimpin88 your replys are longer than the disclaimer on http://www.blacksonblondes.com plexico knows what im talking about.
ladiesman14 0
this happens to me at work all the time . i dont want be a cheater so i let them give me head in the janitors closet.
indianabummer 0
Can someone explain how you can be in love with someone you have never been in a relationship with? If this was a normal professional relationship there's no way I'll believe OP has enough information to be in love with him sans stalking or being creepily observant. Which is still not healthy
Seb_or_Sam 0
What's with all the YDIs? Have some empathy people!
Gefangene 0
dude, why do you always feel the need to respond with a ******* novel? Noone needs your input that much, seriously.
blastvortex 4
Time for a joke! Have you ever heard the one about the woman who walked into a bar...
kgy 0
ouch!
Vagrarian 2
Never, EVER, confess your love to a co-worker or ANYONE at your workplace. Do NOT get romantically or sexually involved with co-workers and/or professional colleagues. If you simply HAVE to date someone at your job, find another job, then call them up after you've left. YDI for confessing your obsession with your boss to your boss. That was a stupid mistake that put you both in a difficult position. A friend once told me "Don't shit where you work" and that's always rung true. I've seen too many office romances blow up and end badly.
No_fyl_cuz_ydi 0
and you thought it was appropriate to tell your boss you were "in love" with him why? ydi a million times