Today, I told the man I've been in love with for 3 years, who also happens to be my boss, how I felt. He responds by filing sexual harassment charges against me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after many years of being single, I finally worked up the courage to ask my coworker out. He said no and gave me "fair warning" that he's going to report me for sexual harassment. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who is also my coworker, broke up with me. I agreed to stay professional and civil with him during our work hours. However, he decided to report me for "sexual harassment" and "stalking." He showed them the "evidence." I was fired. FML
Today, I confronted my coworker, who I had a crush on, for lying to me. He’d told me he was gay when I asked him out. He’s now dating another coworker of mine who’s a woman. He took this up with my boss, and I was written up for “creating a hostile work environment.” FML
Today, after having finally summoned the nerve to report a guy at my workplace who has been sexually harassing me for months, I got a phone call from my boss. He said that there was nothing he could do about it, because the guy "wouldn't confess." FML
Today, after working at my job for months, I quit. Why? My boss tried to convince me that we are in a secret relationship, after he told me he loved me. FML
Today, my boyfriend hacked my facebook account and set my status to say that I was in love with my boss. Seeing the post, my boss called me into his office, and told me he loved me too... FML
Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML
Today, I went to my company's HR manager to ask what the procedure was to file a sexual harassment complaint since my boss exposed himself to me. His response was that the procedure is to "get over it." And he went back to reading. FML
Today, my boss sent me to a meeting with a client I've never met to do some damage control and renegotiate his contract. For two hours, he alternated between threatening to sue us, and making vulgar comments about raping me in his office. FML
Today, a woman called my work and accused me of having an affair with her husband, my coworker, demanding that my boss discipline me. I don't know her, I barely know her husband, and I haven't had sex in months. FML
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LadyAlathia 0
It's those words "in love with..." that did it. You don't tell random people you've been "in love with them" for three years. That's ******* creepy. Now, if you had said something NORMAL, like, "I'd like to go out for coffee sometime", you probably wouldn't be in this position. Weirdo.
plutosaplanet 0
why would you tell your boss youre in love with him? unless you knew he felt the same and didnt care about office policies and even then id be weary...
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Comments (102)
hogermite 0
witchcraft - and guess who are the people behind calling a woman a "****" and a "*****" if they find out she's sleepng around? other women. so it's not some male-generated chauvenistic stereotype like all women love to believe....men love ***** and ******....the more the better....it's other women that talk shit and spread nasty gossip. and don't make me post links from reputable studies that prove this phenomena.
fdmyboss 0
hey pimpin88...in case you didnt notice as people were pointing out..no he wasnt ******* married you dumb **** and nobody else knew about it and not to mention we did go out a couple times on a date and you cant call me a ***** for liking someone and deciding to take it another step...not to mention the fact i didnt **** him the first day i met him dumbass so before you start making dumb ******* comments and not knowing the truth before you start calling mew a *****...**** yourself
Subjectzero 0
you aren't "in love" untill you two are hangin out and actually have a mutual connection.
Laurasian 0
I guess not! Haha!
2XtraZoom 0
#76 Thank you. Tell me where people can file sexual harassment charges against their subordinates. You have to have some control over someone to be sexually harass them. Now, perhaps he lied about filing charges. Or perhaps you lied about it. Or perhaps you really did threaten him and he was just trying to beat you to the punch. But, unless your laws are different from where I live, only company policy prevents people from having consensual relationships in the workplace. In the cases in which company policy does prohibit it, it's the person in the supervisory role who is responsible for enforcing it and/or guilty of violating it. Harassment has to do with creating a hostile environment in which someone cannot fulfill their job requirements. That had to be some pretty dramatic telling him how you felt.
semmita 0
wheres plexico? :(
FromCFL 0
fdmyboss: STFU!! No one believes you're the OP. "I've been ******* my boss for 3 years--I just forgot to include that in my original post." Yeah, right. The OP is a creep. The boss was 100% correct in filing the sexual harrassment charge against the OP. If he hadn't, who knows what kind of crazy shit the OP would've started up.
VincentChen_fml 0
yes
captainmaharet 1
Today, one of my underlings told me she was in love with me. For three years. I had to file sexual harassment charges to get her off my case. FML
kiwiibird 0
OP: YDI plain and simple. Sorry, but office/company relationships are a HUGE no~no. Your boss also had his reasons for the charges. ... I do agree that the OP and fdmyboss are NOT the same person. If by some small chance that you actually are: well congrats on making a bigger fool of yourself than you already have.