Today, I told the man I've been in love with for 3 years, who also happens to be my boss, how I felt. He responds by filing sexual harassment charges against me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after many years of being single, I finally worked up the courage to ask my coworker out. He said no and gave me "fair warning" that he's going to report me for sexual harassment. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who is also my coworker, broke up with me. I agreed to stay professional and civil with him during our work hours. However, he decided to report me for "sexual harassment" and "stalking." He showed them the "evidence." I was fired. FML
Today, I confronted my coworker, who I had a crush on, for lying to me. He’d told me he was gay when I asked him out. He’s now dating another coworker of mine who’s a woman. He took this up with my boss, and I was written up for “creating a hostile work environment.” FML
Today, after having finally summoned the nerve to report a guy at my workplace who has been sexually harassing me for months, I got a phone call from my boss. He said that there was nothing he could do about it, because the guy "wouldn't confess." FML
Today, after working at my job for months, I quit. Why? My boss tried to convince me that we are in a secret relationship, after he told me he loved me. FML
Today, my boyfriend hacked my facebook account and set my status to say that I was in love with my boss. Seeing the post, my boss called me into his office, and told me he loved me too... FML
Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML
Today, I went to my company's HR manager to ask what the procedure was to file a sexual harassment complaint since my boss exposed himself to me. His response was that the procedure is to "get over it." And he went back to reading. FML
Today, my boss sent me to a meeting with a client I've never met to do some damage control and renegotiate his contract. For two hours, he alternated between threatening to sue us, and making vulgar comments about raping me in his office. FML
Today, a woman called my work and accused me of having an affair with her husband, my coworker, demanding that my boss discipline me. I don't know her, I barely know her husband, and I haven't had sex in months. FML
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LadyAlathia 0
It's those words "in love with..." that did it. You don't tell random people you've been "in love with them" for three years. That's ******* creepy. Now, if you had said something NORMAL, like, "I'd like to go out for coffee sometime", you probably wouldn't be in this position. Weirdo.
plutosaplanet 0
why would you tell your boss youre in love with him? unless you knew he felt the same and didnt care about office policies and even then id be weary...
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plutosaplanet 0
why would you tell your boss youre in love with him? unless you knew he felt the same and didnt care about office policies and even then id be weary...
BeeSkwaird 0
You meant either leery or wary, not weary.
Drakon_fml 7
Dunno. Love -is- an exhausting affair. ;)
time4coffee 3
Again - how can you be "in love" for three years when the object of your love is unaware of you. It's called a crush or lust
humorizer 14
ydi. I mean just because it's a woman, you all feel bad for her. But were it a man, you'd all be saying "OMG, rape, unwanted attention!! SHAME ON YOU!!!!"
TROLLKING 0
YDI for having a confederate flag in your room!
Veritas143 0
Ron..what is love?
WhatANoob 0
75 LOL RWJ
CarlosDanger 12
She has deep affection for her boss also called "love". This is basic English.
FeeNoire 0
That's harsh. How did you tell him?
canucksrule88 0
wow you must be really ugly
MagicMeds 0
xD
8WeAreYoung8 4
OR, the boss just doesn't like her.. It's not always about looks.
mat92910 4
xd
michellyy__ 0
This is more like "AND!?"
PlasmaWafflez 0
You're psycho for saying that you're in love with someone that you're not actually dating. Nobody should ever say that. Seriously, WTF! FML is filled with a lot of psycho bitches lately.
Anonymiz 4
Totally agreed! The phrase "in love with" should never be applied to someone who doesn't know about it as the "with" clearly does not apply. OP, obsession is not love. Grow up. Be glad he's just filing suit and not firing your creepy ass.
TheTruth1428 0
Agreed, you're obsessed not in love OP. YDI for being so obsessive. Your boss is just covering his ass so you don't turn around and try to accuse him once he shoots your psycho stalker obsessive ass down.
Dr_Balls 0
I'm sure she didn't just walk up to her boss and say "I love you." Tone it down a notch.
LadyAlathia 0
It's those words "in love with..." that did it. You don't tell random people you've been "in love with them" for three years. That's ******* creepy. Now, if you had said something NORMAL, like, "I'd like to go out for coffee sometime", you probably wouldn't be in this position. Weirdo.
fdmyboss 0
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hey youre wrong there..i was also sleeping with him...not randomly tellign him i loved him...shouldve put that in my fml
theblazian 0
lol. Suuuuuure you were........ mind you I think that for 98% of the population keeping a shrine of his fallen hairs, pictures, and random objects of his in your bedroom don't count as sleeping with him.
fdmyboss 0
just cause thats what you do doesnt mean i do
Devikarawr 0
See. . .that made you seem really desperate and pretty creepy, no offence but YDI. sorry!
Goobian 3
I think I would be creeped out if someone I worked with said they were in love with me out of the blue. And you shouldn't mix business with pleasure.
Allymeme 3
ydi for hitting on your boss...
laughing_zebra 0
Your next step could be to channel glen close, you can respond to the harassment charges by telling him "I won't be ignored *insert the name of your boss*!" Classic psycho behavior. Fatal attraction