Today, I was talking to my guy friend about prom. I told him I was turned down by 7 guys. So he said, "Well, you could always ask me." I then said, "Do you want to go to prom with me?" His response was, "Nope… now that's 8!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was talking to my mom about who I wanted to ask to prom. I told her the names of the girls I was thinking of asking and she replied, "They'll say no, but you can always go with one of your cousins." FML
Today, I was asked to prom by the same guy who "accidentally" cut off a chunk of my hair in class and with whom I haven't had a conversation in my life. When I politely declined he said, "You'll regret this". FML
Today, I went to prom with my two friends. I was ditched by my prom date because he had “other plans.” The weird thing is that when we got to the prom location, I saw him with another date. FML
Today, I told one of my classmates for the third time that I'm not into guys and wasn't interested in going on a date with him. He just looked at me blankly and said "So I'll pick you up at 9?" FML
Today, I rejected my crush's prom proposal because I didn't think he was being serious and wanted to prank me or something. Turns out he was serious but now he's going with another girl. FML
Today, after telling a friend I was contemplating asking a girl to prom, my friend took my phone, told me to have some balls, and texted the girl asking her to prom. She said no, because I asked her over text instead of in person. She refuses to believe I didn't send the text. FML
Today, my crush let me know that he has a prom date. Obviously I'm supportive because I just want him to be happy, even if it's not me. I casually let him know that I'm going with someone else too, and now he's really mad about it. If he'd asked me before, I would've said yes. Like… Hello? How dare I get a prom date! FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
Today, I asked a girl to prom by having 5 friends hold up signs saying "P-R-O-M-?" while I snuck up behind her. She said yes... to my friend holding the "?", who she thought was the one asking her. FML
Today, I was talking with some of my friends who are girls. They were all complaining about how there was no good boys left to ask to the Sadie Hawkins Dance. Hoping for an invite I mentioned I was still available. They just laughed at me and invited me to come dress shopping with them. FML
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Migor 0
HAHAHA you're friend has good taste of humor it sucks but it is funny I hope you will find some1 for the prom.
5ive 0
he is a bitch!!! i would punch him
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5ive 0
he is a bitch!!! i would punch him
teozac 0
Me too.
redsox4021 0
WOW the highest i would ever go is 3. the 4th 5 th 6 th and 7th probably turned you down cuz they were one of the lAst picks.
My2864 1
same thats hilarious
BigdipperFML 0
since when do girls ask guys to prom?
Jiplo 18
some friend
Goldenberry_fml 14
You guys are all so whiny. Calm yoself. If he's a good friend then he was obviously joking. What's with people on FML advising OPs to revert to violence every time something "bad" happens?
Migor 0
HAHAHA you're friend has good taste of humor it sucks but it is funny I hope you will find some1 for the prom.
steveol 0
wow your a fag
dumbestdrummer 0
congratz 173. an adult still calls people more muture than them a fag
funnynesh 10
A good SENSE of humor… gosh
FaguIous 22
And you have bad spelling!
Inspired22 11
What a jerk! Some friend...
vocaloidtiger 12
Am I the only one who read 'prom' as '****' the first time?
Auron_fml 0
Ahahah, what a little bitch.
letstrythis 0
That's pretty funny actually.
genius_man16 1
wow, what a dick, you should pour acid on his face
NiNAAA_fml 0
Woooww.. Id POP HIM IN THE FACE, make fun of him after, then find someone else. What an ASSWIPIN DICK FACE??
weavermycutecat 0
that is an epic win for him, a sad day for the op. i would soooo slap him.
jaymers 3
that was either an attempt to be witty or your friend's an asshole. hopefully the former.
Socrates_fml 0
pwned!
MajorLeeScrewed 0
Wonder why.