Today, I told one of my classmates for the third time that I'm not into guys and wasn't interested in going on a date with him. He just looked at me blankly and said "So I'll pick you up at 9?" FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, one of my guy friends, who I’m not interested in romantically, asked me out on a date. This is the third time a "friend" has asked me out on a date. FML
Today, I was texting the guy I like. I asked him why our friend didn't want to come to the movies with us. He replied, "She didn't want to be the third wheel, but it's not like I'm going to put the moves on you. I'm out of your league, and you're socially awkward anyway." That's just what I wanted. FML
Today, I was talking to my guy friend about prom. I told him I was turned down by 7 guys. So he said, "Well, you could always ask me." I then said, "Do you want to go to prom with me?" His response was, "Nope… now that's 8!" FML
Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML
Today, a boy I'm not even dating took it upon himself to tell me that we would never work out. Via text message. FML
Today, after not hanging out with anyone the whole year, a guy finally asked me to go the movies with him. When I asked what time, he said, "Never mind, I found another girl." FML
Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML
Today, a guy didn’t want to take me on a second date. I asked him if it was because I’m not pretty, or because I’m not catwalk model skinny, or too short, and he told me quite openly that it had nothing to do with that, I’m just so boring. FML
Today, after math class, the resident creepy kid approached me and asked me out. I've only spoken to him twice before, so I was creeped out, and I politely declined. He totally lost it, and shouted that I'm a "friend-zoning bitch" before storming out of the room. FML
Today, I told the guy I liked about my feelings, and he says, "Sorry I don’t like you, but can I get your sister's number?" FML
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Redoxx_fml 22
Tell him sure then give him the wrong address. That'll learn him
cOOkiEzRgOOd 22
Maybe next time you could put it more bluntly to try and get it through his thick skull. Or possibly he is just joking and has a terrible sense of humor.
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Comments (88)
refticon 32
toch goe geprobeerd !
mercyelvira42 23
Tell him you'll agree to date him once he gets castrated and gets breast implants
Exaspera 55
Some folks need a 'clue-by-four.'
awkwardngrateful 10
Tell him point blank he'll pick you up never. And why.
leogachi 15
@33 She already told him why.
guttedbrit 26
people just don't get the message these days. Once you say no, they assume it means hard to get. You're dating someone, and they think you want them instead. Keep telling him, OP. You'll be sick of the sound of your own voice, but hopefully in time he will grow tired.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Pick a nearby attraction you have to pay to get into like an amusement park. Tell him "I'm not into guys, but if you think you can change my mind, be at (where ever inside the park) at 12pm on Saturday" When he complains about getting stood up, tell him "I said if you think you can change my mind. You didn't change my mind" If it costs him money and you're not even turning up, he'll get the message.
interesting33 37
I don't know.. telling him he can try and change your mind, suggests there is a chance which isn't great with a person like him, and might mean he decides to kiss you or something, hoping you will realise you actually do like him - like a Jacob/Bella thing (which is ridiculous btw). Could go wrong.
riddhi 16
I guess he has read too many romance novels
Jryan952015 7
Just accept his offers and tell him you will meet him at the restaurant. And just don't show up . When he questions you about it just say your dad is really strict and wouldn't let you go out.
Hunterx700 17
That would give him hope that theres a chance and just make him more persistant. He might even try to do things like kiss her
OliverJasmine 9
I'm a guy and I've met guys like this too. I was always openly bi in high school so I stayed the same in college. And then this guy who was like, perfectly nice, but wouldn't take no for an answer happened. I was like half his size and I was always sickly, but it was still eerie being edgy around him because I really wanted to be friends with him. The friendship was kinda destroyed when I got a girlfriend and he suddenly thought I was a total racist (he was first generation Chinese, also an upperclassman) leading him on so he would help me with my math homework when I said I got a girlfriend. So yeah this bullshit transcends gender. I'm still so glad I listened to the alarm bells in my head and refused when he offered to drive me somewhere.
Dynosaur_dollie 38
Or aggressive, which is a good possibility. He clearly feels that he's the cats meow and doesn't see why she wouldn't like him. With an attitude like that he may become aggressive if directly ignored. She should go to the teacher, or even into the office, have him reported for harassment.