Today, I told one of my classmates for the third time that I'm not into guys and wasn't interested in going on a date with him. He just looked at me blankly and said "So I'll pick you up at 9?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, one of my guy friends, who I’m not interested in romantically, asked me out on a date. This is the third time a "friend" has asked me out on a date. FML
Today, I was texting the guy I like. I asked him why our friend didn't want to come to the movies with us. He replied, "She didn't want to be the third wheel, but it's not like I'm going to put the moves on you. I'm out of your league, and you're socially awkward anyway." That's just what I wanted. FML
Today, I was talking to my guy friend about prom. I told him I was turned down by 7 guys. So he said, "Well, you could always ask me." I then said, "Do you want to go to prom with me?" His response was, "Nope… now that's 8!" FML
Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML
Today, a boy I'm not even dating took it upon himself to tell me that we would never work out. Via text message. FML
Today, after not hanging out with anyone the whole year, a guy finally asked me to go the movies with him. When I asked what time, he said, "Never mind, I found another girl." FML
Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML
Today, a guy didn’t want to take me on a second date. I asked him if it was because I’m not pretty, or because I’m not catwalk model skinny, or too short, and he told me quite openly that it had nothing to do with that, I’m just so boring. FML
Today, after math class, the resident creepy kid approached me and asked me out. I've only spoken to him twice before, so I was creeped out, and I politely declined. He totally lost it, and shouted that I'm a "friend-zoning bitch" before storming out of the room. FML
Today, I told the guy I liked about my feelings, and he says, "Sorry I don’t like you, but can I get your sister's number?" FML
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Redoxx_fml 22
Tell him sure then give him the wrong address. That'll learn him
cOOkiEzRgOOd 22
Maybe next time you could put it more bluntly to try and get it through his thick skull. Or possibly he is just joking and has a terrible sense of humor.
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Comments (88)
Hildy93 21
.......Are you a dude?
chinaski7628 32
There's a female icon at the top of the FML. And would it really matter if OP was a dude? I think it's still obnoxious on the classmates part, regardless of OP's gender.
Enkeria 30
I don't see an icon anywhere...
CluelessKitKat 18
#51, next to the username in top left corner of the fml, it shows the symbol for either male or female. this one shows female.
writerchic85 26
If he doesn't leave you alone report him
cupcakesholic 10
You might have accidentally missed gendered someone and that's why the person gave you the blank expression.
leogachi 15
@16 If he didn't say "Well I am a girl," to clarify the gender they identify with, then I think it's safe to say Op didn't misgender him. Contrary to SJW opinion, it's up to the individual to make it known if they identify with another gender, and not up to other people to figure it out.
that_guy31 12
damn, you know your desperate when you do something like that
jttorkildson 21
You should go to your guidance counselor. He's harassing you, and that's not ok. It may seem extreme, but he needs to learn to respect women and stop treating them like that before it gets worse.
countryb_cth 38
I agree this guy may not stop and if he actually comes to your house he may end up stalking you. It may seem like reporting him is a little extreme but you don't want things to escalate.
worldclassrager 41
Stay at a friends place...that your parents don't know about...that should send a vibe of you are not interested...
kutchbabe 13
Free dinner
Incognico 22
Playing hard to get... Next level?
beeferjay 34
agree to a fancy date and don't show up
writergirl1029 17
The next time he does that (because there will be a next time), use the name of a male friend who is willing to play along. "Hey, X thinks you're really cute. You're not into guys? One night with him would totally turn you gay. You're missing out." Then when he freaks out, explain that that's exactly how you feel about dating guys.