Today, I was texting the guy I like. I asked him why our friend didn't want to come to the movies with us. He replied, "She didn't want to be the third wheel, but it's not like I'm going to put the moves on you. I'm out of your league, and you're socially awkward anyway." That's just what I wanted. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out why the guy I like insisted on inviting a friend along on our outings. Apparently, he was sick of me flirting/making moves, so he kept bringing her along in hopes I'd get the hint. Although this time, not only was I third-wheeling, but I watched as they hooked up in the backseat of his car. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to make a move on the guy I've been crushing on. I asked him if he would like to go see a movie with me. He answered, "Sorry, I've already seen it." I didn't even mention any particular movie. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
Today, I had a date with a guy. We ran into our gay friend at the theater, who insisted on coming along. My date was pissed, but I couldn't turn our friend away. Afterwards, my date texted our friend, mad because he crashed the date. Turns out he isn't gay. And only crashed it because he likes me. FML
Today, I overheard the guy I like talking to one of his friends about me. His friend asked if he and I were dating, to which he replied, "No way, dude. I have standards." FML
Today, I was at my senior dance dancing with this guy I really like. He was telling me how he likes a strong woman who's not afraid to make the first move. Empowered by what he said, I asked him out. He said no because he thinks girls shouldn't ask guys out. FML
Today, one of my guy friends, who I’m not interested in romantically, asked me out on a date. This is the third time a "friend" has asked me out on a date. FML
Today, I texted the guy I went out with last night. He'd told me he’d text me when he got home, but he never did. Cracking a joke, I asked him if he was homeless or something, since he broke his word. He replied, “No, I’m just not that into you. Have a nice life.” FML
Today, after not hanging out with anyone the whole year, a guy finally asked me to go the movies with him. When I asked what time, he said, "Never mind, I found another girl." FML
Today, the guy I've been flirting with for a week, and would be meeting in two days, sent me a message that he wouldn't be able to text me this evening because he'll be on a date. FML
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riley873 21
I'm just going to assume you meant 'the guy I used to like'
JackFaire 27
He revealed himself to be a garbage person. When a girl I liked starting going on a homophobic tirade yes it became "girl I used to like" pretty damn quickly.
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riley873 21
I'm just going to assume you meant 'the guy I used to like'
ThatOneLonelyAsian 31
You do realise you can't get over someone just like that
JackFaire 27
He revealed himself to be a garbage person. When a girl I liked starting going on a homophobic tirade yes it became "girl I used to like" pretty damn quickly.
RichardPencil 32
Keep swinging for the fences! Miracles do happen.
jbuckets_404 39
Yea, look at Lyle Lovett & Julia Roberts... married for about 3 yrs (after 3 wks of dating) though. Sheesh!
RichardPencil 32
Hey, I always do that. It hurts less to get shot down by a beautiful woman than by a plain one. And, on the other hand, when you don't get shot down...wow!
Surewhatever 36
And that's when you punched him in his pretty face?
ThatOneLonelyAsian 31
Well it all depends on how hes like? he could be seeing if you do like him, maybe ask the third wheel why they think you two are suited but at least you got your answer now
jbuckets_404 39
A gentleman he is NOT! You deserve far better, Gurl! Good luck, OP!
Iamthebanzai22 21
I am really sorry that you had to experience that from such an asshole. DOn't worry, soon he will just be a vague memory.
Kaylana_fml 31
And then you said, "Better 'awkward' than 'asinine," and cancelled your movie plans with him, yes? What a lout.
Sonotsuave 37
Wow he sounds pretty immature and somewhat blatantly rude, I know feelings are hard to turn off but you can definitely do better
Traveling_Book 9
While it was a very crude and rather rude way to put it at least he was upfront and didn’t string you along. Rejection is tough but it is better to know how he feels so you can move on.
PenguinPal3017 19
Negging is making a comeback.