Today, I told one of my classmates for the third time that I'm not into guys and wasn't interested in going on a date with him. He just looked at me blankly and said "So I'll pick you up at 9?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, one of my guy friends, who I’m not interested in romantically, asked me out on a date. This is the third time a "friend" has asked me out on a date. FML
Today, I was texting the guy I like. I asked him why our friend didn't want to come to the movies with us. He replied, "She didn't want to be the third wheel, but it's not like I'm going to put the moves on you. I'm out of your league, and you're socially awkward anyway." That's just what I wanted. FML
Today, I was talking to my guy friend about prom. I told him I was turned down by 7 guys. So he said, "Well, you could always ask me." I then said, "Do you want to go to prom with me?" His response was, "Nope… now that's 8!" FML
Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML
Today, a boy I'm not even dating took it upon himself to tell me that we would never work out. Via text message. FML
Today, after not hanging out with anyone the whole year, a guy finally asked me to go the movies with him. When I asked what time, he said, "Never mind, I found another girl." FML
Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML
Today, a guy didn’t want to take me on a second date. I asked him if it was because I’m not pretty, or because I’m not catwalk model skinny, or too short, and he told me quite openly that it had nothing to do with that, I’m just so boring. FML
Today, after math class, the resident creepy kid approached me and asked me out. I've only spoken to him twice before, so I was creeped out, and I politely declined. He totally lost it, and shouted that I'm a "friend-zoning bitch" before storming out of the room. FML
Today, I told the guy I liked about my feelings, and he says, "Sorry I don’t like you, but can I get your sister's number?" FML
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Redoxx_fml 22
Tell him sure then give him the wrong address. That'll learn him
cOOkiEzRgOOd 22
Maybe next time you could put it more bluntly to try and get it through his thick skull. Or possibly he is just joking and has a terrible sense of humor.
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Comments (88)
xXx_tacocat_xXx 5
I bet all the YDI's are homophobic
Geckosrock99 33
I think it's more because some people can't tell the difference between hitting on someone and harassing them. The people pressing YDI are probably thinking OP should just "take the compliment" or just trying to get the badge for voting X amount of YDIs on FMLs.
thatonetribute 31
Dear men and women that know that no means no: Thank you.
HotFrosty 14
Squirt him with a spray bottle and firmly say "No!" Like he's a bad cat. I would say go on a date with him and run up a huge bill and then leave but he isn't good at taking hints so he would probably just ask for a second.
Utetopia2014 18
Is his name Phillip J. Fry by any chance?
kendalbear 16
Punch him.
Angeuh_fml 21
Are you sure he's a "he" ?
sailorarctic 22
Time to flat out say "I'm a lesbian. You don't have the right equipment between your legs." OP
Bragi 12
Time for a dick punch.
oliviakp 10
I hate people like that.
shadowdragon0820 20
Just say "If you try to pick me up, I'll break your small dick". He just might get the message.