Today, I told the guy I liked about my feelings, and he says, "Sorry I don’t like you, but can I get your sister's number?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told the guy I've liked since we were children that I'm madly in love with him. He replied with, "Aw, I love you too, as a sister." I was speechless. He patted me on the back and said, "Better luck next time." FML
Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML
Today, I texted the hottest girl in the school saying, "I really like you, we should date". She responded with a text saying, "Sorry, I'm not into you." I then got a text saying, "Sorry, my brother stole my phone, and answered, but still it's no". I got rejected twice. Once by a man. FML
Today, I told a girl that I liked her. She replied, "Don't." FML
Today, I told my crush how I felt. He said, “Sorry, I don’t feel the same way. But you’re an amazing girl, and you deserve a guy who will treat you like a queen.” I asked him, “Well, why can’t you be that guy then?” He pretended to have a coughing fit and “suddenly remembered” he had to be somewhere and left. FML
Today, I offered my phone number to the guy I've been flirting back and forth with all week. He said no. FML
Today, I called the guy I've liked for a long time and told him how I felt. He didn't say anything except for "hello." After I spilled my feelings, I hear "Haha, just kidding I'm not here right now! Call me back later!" FML
Today, the guy I like shoved me out of the way so he could talk to another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, I finally told my crush that I like her. She said she could never date me, because apparently, "My best friend likes you." Her best friend is my step-sister. FML
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aribanks 12
At least he was honest. Some fuckboys will date you JUST to get close to a sister then dump you. At least he was honest and spared you any additional heartache.
Matt Much 12
Yeah, positive note: he was honest?
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Comments (5)
aribanks 12
At least he was honest. Some fuckboys will date you JUST to get close to a sister then dump you. At least he was honest and spared you any additional heartache.
jc1015 25
I hope you told him no...please please tell me you told him no as well as telling him to **** off
Dylan Borg 12
Well, can he?
Matt Much 12
Yeah, positive note: he was honest?