Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and while trying to make a dramatic exit, I slammed his car door, slipped on the ice and landed on my back in front of a large crowd of onlookers. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while my boyfriend was sneaking out before my parents awoke, he slipped on some ice and fell on their car. The alarm went off. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in my front yard. As I stormed off in my dramatic exit, I realized I had locked myself outside. I had to ask my now ex-boyfriend to borrow his phone so I could call my mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, while ice-skating with my girlfriend, I tried to do what they do in the movies and make her gently fall into my arms. Instead she slipped, fell, and hit her head on the ice. FML
Today, it snowed. So, a guy I like and I decided to go sledding. I really wanted to impress him by going down the hill and casually slowing down at the bottom right at his feet. Instead, I crashed into him and broke his ankle. FML
Today, it was snowing. I slipped on the ice and fell in the middle of the road, dislocating my left shoulder and knee. As I was screaming in pain and trying to stand up, two boys on the pavement threw snowballs at me while everyone in the cars just drove around me. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break the news that she wanted us to be "just friends." However, she did it not in just any old way - while ice-skating. I'm currently in hospital getting stitches in my arm after I tripped in shock and she ran me over. FML
Today, right before a huge snowstorm hit our area, I broke up with my girlfriend. In her fury, she decided to grab my car keys and roll down all four windows in my car. I now have 2 feet of half melted snow in my backseat. FML
Today, while walking on the sidewalk with my boyfriend, I slipped and fell. Not only did he not help me get up or ask if I was okay, he got mad at me for embarrassing him in public. FML
Today, after an argument with my girlfriend, I tried to be dramatic by slamming my car door shut as hard as I could. Something broke and now it won't open. Now I have to climb through the passenger's side just to drive my car to work. FML
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shmaller 0
Clicked YDI as soon as I saw the words, "dramatic exit".
lemonkid44 0
sounds like the beginning of a romantic comedy!!! call my office and we'll talk :)
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Comments (16)
lemonkid44 0
sounds like the beginning of a romantic comedy!!! call my office and we'll talk :)
turtlemansam 6
this is an old post
lostguy 0
it's best to not make a dramatic exit at all. cause some of the time if you fail, #2 will happen.
24788 7
LOL, good job on that one.
FBIWarning 0
LMAO i bet your ex got a nice little laugh out of it :D
shmaller 0
Clicked YDI as soon as I saw the words, "dramatic exit".
grrbabyverygrr 0
That got a little more 'dramatic' then you wanted, no?
HyperExecuter 0
douche
ryguy997 0
next time something like that happens leave quietly.
jondivey 9
Lol i read hookers for some reason
jazziness 12
YDI for " trying to make a dramatic exit"