Today, I told my girlfriend that her mom doesn't give us any privacy when we're at their place. I suggested that we go to my place for a change, and she agreed. Her mom called my house three times to see what we were doing. We're well beyond teenagers. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, my girlfriend's parents have been having issues with her older brother and her mom called to say she was flying over to stay with my girlfriend. I'm twice my girlfriend's age and she hasn't told her parents about me. She also sublet out her apartment and we have been living together for over a year. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother called me to tell me she didn't appreciate our "public amorous behaviour" at the local food court. I didn't go out all day. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend at her house, and her dad saw us. She decided that she didn't feel like riding along when it was time for her dad to drive me home, and went to bed. I, on the other hand, got to have a 15-minute conversation about the merits of "physical boundaries." FML
Today, my 21-year-old girlfriend finally got the courage to tell her mom that she wanted to move in with me. It turns out she was right to be afraid; during the talk, her mother yelled at us, calling her a slut and saying she was too young to be "shacking up with some guy." FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to go to the movies. She replies, "Sorry I have to do stuff with my parents" Her mum calls and by mistake my girlfriend pressed loud speaker, the first thing her mum said was "Be back at 11". FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mum said she won't stop us from seeing each other, yet she'll only allow me to see him for 30 minutes a day, for 2 days a week, and gets mad if he sees me for any longer, because "mother knows best." FML
Today, I was hooking up with my girlfriend when her dad knocked on the clear door that leads to the room. About 5 minutes later both of her parents came in to give us the "talk" which included the first time her parents did it. In detail. FML
Today, I talked to my mom about hanging out with her. She got out her phone to schedule an appointment. FML
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Djoooiz 0
She needs to get a life.. seriously.
catriona_cd 0
next time... repeat after me: **** off, im ******* your daughter.. that will stop her ever ringing you again :)
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Comments (80)
wobble 0
I imagine #64 is using the widely accepted definition of 'adult': someone who is over the age of 18/21. I don't think being unemployed makes you a child...especially in times like these.
kisseshugsdrugs 5
tell her that IN YOUR OWN HOUSE she has no authority to bother you like that. she might not like you anymore but she might stop bothering you. or change your number. or you voicemail..like at the end of your little message add something like "mama gf: were alive, were just *******"
WakingTheFallen 2
That sucks! She really mustn't have a life.
NaziZombie 0
d(>_<)b
andrewms 0
Why not temporarily route her mother's phone numbers to your voice mailbox (cell phone) then simply activate call screening on your answering machine? Let the bitch deal with her trust issues...
victoriax3 0
how old are you guys?
XxDailyDreamxx 0
Wow... I'm thirteen and I SPEND THE NIGHT at my bff's house, his mom never checks on us unless she thinks we're hungry, we usually just watch anime so XD. FYL
kristen56 0
He's saying that she doesn't have her own place, where they don't get any privacy because of her crazy mother, but he does! I really don't get the confusion, it's not that complicated just read it.
chea_chea 0
How well are you beyond teenagers? Personally, I'm 20 and if it weren't for school and a lack of good jobs I would have left the P's a while ago, especially since they downsized houses privacy is literally non-existent and I'm not gonna lie it drives me insane. If you're in your early-mid-twenties (assuming you are) you really ought to consider a move! On the other hand, it sounds like HER parents are the main issue, all your parents did was take in the call (can't expect them not to). I guess what I'm getting at is you wouldn't have to answer to her parents, let her take it up with her family from there without you being stuck in the middle. If you want your privacy, you gotta earn it. But definitely, FYL. I know how it feels to have parents all over your business. As long as you're dependent, you can't expect to be given independence (although it would be nice).
XxDailyDreamxx 0
*Laughs* OMG