Today, I told my girlfriend that her mom doesn't give us any privacy when we're at their place. I suggested that we go to my place for a change, and she agreed. Her mom called my house three times to see what we were doing. We're well beyond teenagers. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, my girlfriend's parents have been having issues with her older brother and her mom called to say she was flying over to stay with my girlfriend. I'm twice my girlfriend's age and she hasn't told her parents about me. She also sublet out her apartment and we have been living together for over a year. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother called me to tell me she didn't appreciate our "public amorous behaviour" at the local food court. I didn't go out all day. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend at her house, and her dad saw us. She decided that she didn't feel like riding along when it was time for her dad to drive me home, and went to bed. I, on the other hand, got to have a 15-minute conversation about the merits of "physical boundaries." FML
Today, my 21-year-old girlfriend finally got the courage to tell her mom that she wanted to move in with me. It turns out she was right to be afraid; during the talk, her mother yelled at us, calling her a slut and saying she was too young to be "shacking up with some guy." FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to go to the movies. She replies, "Sorry I have to do stuff with my parents" Her mum calls and by mistake my girlfriend pressed loud speaker, the first thing her mum said was "Be back at 11". FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mum said she won't stop us from seeing each other, yet she'll only allow me to see him for 30 minutes a day, for 2 days a week, and gets mad if he sees me for any longer, because "mother knows best." FML
Today, I was hooking up with my girlfriend when her dad knocked on the clear door that leads to the room. About 5 minutes later both of her parents came in to give us the "talk" which included the first time her parents did it. In detail. FML
Today, I talked to my mom about hanging out with her. She got out her phone to schedule an appointment. FML
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Djoooiz 0
She needs to get a life.. seriously.
catriona_cd 0
next time... repeat after me: **** off, im ******* your daughter.. that will stop her ever ringing you again :)
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Comments (80)
DresdenB17 0
says the 34 year old living in mom and dads basement
kukopia 0
YDI YDI for not using caller ID. YDI for not using an answering machine. YDI for answering the phone when the gf is over. YDI for not telling Mom-O-gf to give you some respect (at least when you're at your place). YDI for not realizing gf lives w/ Mom becasue that's how Mom wants it. YDI for not realizing that gf and her Mom are a package deal. YDI for not realizing this is how Mom-O-gf is... and will be... forever... and ever!!!! YDI for not wondering if Mom-O-gf wants to live vicariously thru gf. YDI for not wondering if Mom-O-gf wants to get in on the action. Yes, unequivocally, YDI!
woodbutcherson89 0
Mad lulz #54.
themixedt4pe 0
Emotional abuse much? Seriously. Her parents are isolating her so that no one else can love her. Hope she gets the hell out of there ASAP, though I wouldn't be surprised if her parents were doing their best to prevent that too. =(
shaquanda 0
um... if you guys are "well beyond teenagers," why is she still living with her mom?? also, phones can be turned off. YDI for dating a loser with a psychotic mother.
Puolukka 4
Maybe the mother and daughter own a house together and each of them has their own part of the house, like 1st and 2nd floor...but that way the mother could still bother the daughter while her bf is over...by coming up and knocking etc.
Fail1332 0
ummm im sry im a teenager and can still be alone even at hers your life sucks but my girls mom does like to uh ruin the moment so to speak
hunterjumper24 0
he doesn't deserve it because his girlfriends mom is psychotic, my mom absolutely hates my dad's mom and thats fine, because she married him not his mom!
made_of_fail 0
That sucks. I know *exactly* how you feel. My mother used to call up on me or physically come into my room when I had a guy over. When we went to his place, my mom would ORDER his mom to check on us. That was then. My mother finally gets over it and realizes I'm an adult at 22 and is very accepting of that fact. Now, I'm living at my 28 yr. old boyfriend's, with his parents, because neither of us have a job, and his parents think he's a virgin so they check on us **all the time**. I haven't been made out with in a month and it's not like I'm ugly. Parents NEED to BUT THE **** OUT of their children's adult lives.
quivx 7
Hahaha! You call yourself an adult when you don't even have a job and have to rely on his parents to feed and shelter you.
skullbuster 0
And 28 year old guys need to man up, get a job, and move out of their parent's house with their freeloader self-absorbed girlfriends!!! GET A JOB YOU LAZY TWAT....
avoidthegirl 6
Um, run. Far, far away. If you're clearly well past being a teenager and her mom is still pulling that shit she probably won't ever stop.
CrossY 0
Haha, thought my GF's mom was bad.. GL dude ;)
x3sarang 0
Right on! I'm not the only one! Except! It's my Boyfriend's mom who calls him nonstop =.=