Today, I told my girlfriend that her mom doesn't give us any privacy when we're at their place. I suggested that we go to my place for a change, and she agreed. Her mom called my house three times to see what we were doing. We're well beyond teenagers. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, my girlfriend's parents have been having issues with her older brother and her mom called to say she was flying over to stay with my girlfriend. I'm twice my girlfriend's age and she hasn't told her parents about me. She also sublet out her apartment and we have been living together for over a year. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother called me to tell me she didn't appreciate our "public amorous behaviour" at the local food court. I didn't go out all day. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend at her house, and her dad saw us. She decided that she didn't feel like riding along when it was time for her dad to drive me home, and went to bed. I, on the other hand, got to have a 15-minute conversation about the merits of "physical boundaries." FML
Today, my 21-year-old girlfriend finally got the courage to tell her mom that she wanted to move in with me. It turns out she was right to be afraid; during the talk, her mother yelled at us, calling her a slut and saying she was too young to be "shacking up with some guy." FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to go to the movies. She replies, "Sorry I have to do stuff with my parents" Her mum calls and by mistake my girlfriend pressed loud speaker, the first thing her mum said was "Be back at 11". FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mum said she won't stop us from seeing each other, yet she'll only allow me to see him for 30 minutes a day, for 2 days a week, and gets mad if he sees me for any longer, because "mother knows best." FML
Today, I was hooking up with my girlfriend when her dad knocked on the clear door that leads to the room. About 5 minutes later both of her parents came in to give us the "talk" which included the first time her parents did it. In detail. FML
Today, I talked to my mom about hanging out with her. She got out her phone to schedule an appointment. FML
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Top comments
Djoooiz 0
She needs to get a life.. seriously.
catriona_cd 0
next time... repeat after me: **** off, im ******* your daughter.. that will stop her ever ringing you again :)
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Comments (80)
Sock_fml 0
Move the **** out of home already! God damnit I'm sick of hearing about people who think the fact that their mommies still cut the crust off their pb and j's isn't already the most pathetic part of their lives.
Alex_Wilko 0
Lol, 40 year old virgins?
Paige_Nicole10 0
them why does she live with her mom? how about she get a job and move her ass out
Fail1332 0
great one
muffinsareyummy 1
the fact she still lives with her parents if you're "well beyond being teenagers" is an automatic red flag right there.
passionflakie91 0
That sucks. My mom used to always call me when i was at my boyfriends, eventually i called her one day before we had sex and told her i was checking in now 'cuz i was sick of getting interrupted during sex. She doesn't call as much anymore
nieska18 0
k seriously your all like 12, ya ur momma is going to be protective, but it is wierd she calls all the time when they're over at his place. but if its at her place, her rules, doesnt matter how old you are. and why is everyone like an expert here? "well if your well beyond a teenager move out". obviously there is a reason why she isnt moved out. not everyone moves out the day they turn 18. some go to college in theyre town. and live with theyre P's..... just talk to her. geez. thats it. tell u need privacy.
RingoStarrr 0
gawwd samething with me. its annoying.
Foxears 2
I feel your pain. My mom doesn't want my bf to put his arm around me, hug me, or anything. FYL, you deserve some time alone with her.
grog_fml 3
what? move out of your parents house? woa.