Today, I told my girlfriend that her mom doesn't give us any privacy when we're at their place. I suggested that we go to my place for a change, and she agreed. Her mom called my house three times to see what we were doing. We're well beyond teenagers. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, my girlfriend's parents have been having issues with her older brother and her mom called to say she was flying over to stay with my girlfriend. I'm twice my girlfriend's age and she hasn't told her parents about me. She also sublet out her apartment and we have been living together for over a year. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother called me to tell me she didn't appreciate our "public amorous behaviour" at the local food court. I didn't go out all day. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend at her house, and her dad saw us. She decided that she didn't feel like riding along when it was time for her dad to drive me home, and went to bed. I, on the other hand, got to have a 15-minute conversation about the merits of "physical boundaries." FML
Today, my 21-year-old girlfriend finally got the courage to tell her mom that she wanted to move in with me. It turns out she was right to be afraid; during the talk, her mother yelled at us, calling her a slut and saying she was too young to be "shacking up with some guy." FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to go to the movies. She replies, "Sorry I have to do stuff with my parents" Her mum calls and by mistake my girlfriend pressed loud speaker, the first thing her mum said was "Be back at 11". FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mum said she won't stop us from seeing each other, yet she'll only allow me to see him for 30 minutes a day, for 2 days a week, and gets mad if he sees me for any longer, because "mother knows best." FML
Today, I was hooking up with my girlfriend when her dad knocked on the clear door that leads to the room. About 5 minutes later both of her parents came in to give us the "talk" which included the first time her parents did it. In detail. FML
Today, I talked to my mom about hanging out with her. She got out her phone to schedule an appointment. FML
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Djoooiz 0
She needs to get a life.. seriously.
catriona_cd 0
next time... repeat after me: **** off, im ******* your daughter.. that will stop her ever ringing you again :)
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Comments (80)
youthink_fml 0
People who are "well beyond teenagers" shouldn't be living with mommy and/or daddy.
nabzilla 0
Wow. Now that is overprotective. She should meet my parents one day. >>"
christie_fml 0
sounds like my mother... she doesnt want to accept the fact that im in love.
roflstephh 0
maybe thats cause you're 15, and these people are "well beyond teenagers"
AliMarie 0
God. I am 24 and dated a 21 year old once. His mom read our online conversations, saw that we were 'doing it' and after that we weren't allowed to hang out alone. lmao. Relationshit
SoonFired 0
Thats what you get for living with your moomy as an adult. YDI.
SoonFired 0
Moomy? Wow, I really suck.
kaylaobie 0
Um, so if you're "well beyond teenagers", which I'm assuming is like 21ish because you didn't give numbers, why are you still living at home if you're going to complain about this?
someguy945 0
The person who posted the FML has his own place.
skullbuster 0
Did he? Not really, we are assuming. They could just be going over to "his place" because his Mom doesn't try to **** block him when doors are closed and grunting can be heard down the hall! Really, why go to the girlfriend's place at all if he has a bachelor pad of his very own?
joethebiden 8
There is no escaping from the judgement of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ! Sex before marriage is SIN! You will fry in HELL! Just kidding. That's probably what she thinks, though. FYL.
Intoxicunt 6
Win. Nice name.
ajlardner 0
THIS IS A TROLL
ChiliRamen 0
I wouldn't be so sure. Some parents...... actually do this. My roommate's parents, for example. It's very sad. She's 22 and if she doesn't answer the phone every time they call, they think she's dead.
feminist19 0
your obviously a creep or something and thats why the mothers worried, the girl is probably young and your some 46 year old creep. i'd say the mother is absolutely right
Abby97 0
Tell the mother that you're ******* and she'll probably leave you alone :) Also, the girlfriend might be saving up for a home. Have you noticed that houses/apartments cost a fair bit? It takes TIME to save money. TIME in which you're ALLOWED to live with parents.