Today, I told my girlfriend that her mom doesn't give us any privacy when we're at their place. I suggested that we go to my place for a change, and she agreed. Her mom called my house three times to see what we were doing. We're well beyond teenagers. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, my girlfriend's parents have been having issues with her older brother and her mom called to say she was flying over to stay with my girlfriend. I'm twice my girlfriend's age and she hasn't told her parents about me. She also sublet out her apartment and we have been living together for over a year. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother called me to tell me she didn't appreciate our "public amorous behaviour" at the local food court. I didn't go out all day. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend at her house, and her dad saw us. She decided that she didn't feel like riding along when it was time for her dad to drive me home, and went to bed. I, on the other hand, got to have a 15-minute conversation about the merits of "physical boundaries." FML
Today, my 21-year-old girlfriend finally got the courage to tell her mom that she wanted to move in with me. It turns out she was right to be afraid; during the talk, her mother yelled at us, calling her a slut and saying she was too young to be "shacking up with some guy." FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to go to the movies. She replies, "Sorry I have to do stuff with my parents" Her mum calls and by mistake my girlfriend pressed loud speaker, the first thing her mum said was "Be back at 11". FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mum said she won't stop us from seeing each other, yet she'll only allow me to see him for 30 minutes a day, for 2 days a week, and gets mad if he sees me for any longer, because "mother knows best." FML
Today, I was hooking up with my girlfriend when her dad knocked on the clear door that leads to the room. About 5 minutes later both of her parents came in to give us the "talk" which included the first time her parents did it. In detail. FML
Today, I talked to my mom about hanging out with her. She got out her phone to schedule an appointment. FML
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Djoooiz 0
She needs to get a life.. seriously.
catriona_cd 0
next time... repeat after me: **** off, im ******* your daughter.. that will stop her ever ringing you again :)
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Comments (80)
lo1337a 1
YDI for not moving out.
someguy945 0
I sincerely hope this is a troll. Is nobody reading the FML anymore?
pedegg 0
Tell her mother to grow up and leave you the **** alone. Or take the phone off the hook. Or answer it while having sex.
brosb4hoes 0
wow what a bitch....my mom would do something like that
someguy945 0
19 - I am well aware. However, the daughter didn't post the FML, the BF did. Saying stuff like "move out" would make sense if she was the person who posted.
danc501 1
I was over my boyfriend's house... my parents clearly knew where I was... My phone was on vibrate across the room... i had 15 missed calls from them... and 10 voicemails. They were worried about where I was... lol... I am well over a teen too...
diet_otaku 0
jesus christ, what is with parents these days? does the mom REALLY want the boyfriend or daughter to answer the phone and say "we're having sex"? i hate it when parents refuse to acknowledge that their kids are ADULTS now and can make their own decisions about where they go and what they do.
Krystal1029 0
Thank you!! Tell that to my mom in law!
eraintime 0
relax
larselduderino 0
Put her in a nursing home.
mandacakes 0
ok, if ur a teenager that could b 13 and no way would i want my 13 year old kids growing up. she should be checking in on u if thats the case. if not she would be a bad mom. now if ur 18 thats different. 13-17 YDI 18-19 FYL
sublime93 0
It says "well beyond teens" I'm thinking 20-something
ozone9914 2
yeah its good checking in on your kids but not every single hour cus if you agree with stalking you child then your just a vreepy parent
Guairdean 0
Haven't you ever wondered why people constantly migrated to the West? It's because no one wanted to live within walking distance of their Mother-In-Law. It's referred to as "The Law of Westward Migration".
buttseckz 0
so what, you're 17?