Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved his flaming red hair. He told me that he loved the fuzz on my butt. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Just love!
Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved his flaming red hair. He told me that he loved the fuzz on my butt. FML
Today, my boyfriend complimented me on how he liked my freckles down below. I didn't have the heart to tell him that they were just razor rash. FML
Today, while playing with a lighter, I jokingly told my boyfriend I would burn his mustache off. He responded by telling me he would burn off mine. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
And they say romance is dead…
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out, holding hands, and he was playing with a strand of my hair. I thought the whole thing was very romantic. He then said he loved how my mouth tasted like bacon. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied, dead serious, "That's nice and all, but anal speaks louder than words." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
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posampo 0
Yeah well us ginges are mighty mean to fuzz butts
paprikacha 9
I don't know...this one is kinda cute instead of FYL. : )
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Comments (108)
j_Leigh15 0
I think that you either need to shave ur ass or get a new one With no "fuzz"
Leelee93 0
Ass Hair Ftl
blastvortex 4
I don't know whether to call you "furball" or "fuzzy butt," so I'll settle for both. The good news - perhaps it'll give you that much-needed extra cushion. :)
Her_Majesty 0
YDI for dating a ginger. Don't you know they have no souls?
baysidegurl 0
lmao it's true they dont
wtsc 0
YDI for being a smart ass with your boyfriend.
lemonslice 0
I do :)
GodOfBeer 5
you just cost me a strech in jail :P
davidhasmorefun 0
why is this on fml. this was stupid
Camy123_fml 0
Omg its cute but kind of nasty at the same time!
NotQuiteKendall 0
you deserve it for loving his flaming red hair. so unattractive on a guy. sick.
NorfolkDude 2
Oh man I kinda like the fuzzy butts. Like once I saw this girl standing in the lights and I noticed the fuzzy hairs on her butt. Needless to say I spent about 45 minutes in the bathrrom. Ohohohohohohoho. ;)
BadPinkKitty07 0
that's sad. and, to be honest, very creepy.
sgrdshrdteshj 0
YDI for dating a ginger.