Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved his flaming red hair. He told me that he loved the fuzz on my butt. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Just love!
Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved his flaming red hair. He told me that he loved the fuzz on my butt. FML
Today, my boyfriend complimented me on how he liked my freckles down below. I didn't have the heart to tell him that they were just razor rash. FML
Today, while playing with a lighter, I jokingly told my boyfriend I would burn his mustache off. He responded by telling me he would burn off mine. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
And they say romance is dead…
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out, holding hands, and he was playing with a strand of my hair. I thought the whole thing was very romantic. He then said he loved how my mouth tasted like bacon. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied, dead serious, "That's nice and all, but anal speaks louder than words." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
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posampo 0
Yeah well us ginges are mighty mean to fuzz butts
paprikacha 9
I don't know...this one is kinda cute instead of FYL. : )
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CallMeHush 1
What is so bad about a fuzzy butt?
jif_fml 0
YDI it for dating a ginger, gross.
welderchick87 0
Did you...or any of the other people saying 'ginger' think that he might dye his hair red? Just like people who dye their hair pink, blue, green, purple...or any other colour in the rainbow. My guess is his hair isn't naturally red.
fireandice27 0
But what's wrong with having naturally red hair? I do.
brianjman14 23
39, that's what I was thinking too. I'm a Ginger, but still, I wanna dye my hair like REAL red with blonde streaks and spike so I can be a hotheat with fire hair. =D
brianjman14 23
hothead*
Firesprite2009 0
Nothing wrong with ginger people - my little brother has carrot orange hair, yet no-one can stop going on about how adorable he is.
GodOfBeer 5
thats until he asks them to play :D http://www.spawn.com/toys/movies/mm2/chucky/images/mm2_chucky_photo_02_dp.jpg :D
Firesprite2009 0
Lmao, Ik. My mum goes off her nut at me, because I call him Chucky. xD
ratz1400 0
or until he eats their soul
rachelwhaatt 0
he was complimenting you, right? he probably thinks its cute. and don't listen to those people; there's nothing wrong with red hair.
zenti 2
Oh for Pete's sake...he said he liked it, what more do you want?
dogsickftl 0
what the **** are you? a wookie?
LoganFMyLife 0
LMAO! YDI, for having a fuzzy ass.
caosdth 2
i dont get it, 1:how is it disgusting to have a cute fuzzy butt? and 2: why do so many ppl have to embarrass the human race with these stupid, not funny, comments like "ydi for dating a ginger"? i do like the gingers have no souls one, someone watches south park WOOOOT!!!
hk_fml 9
lol xD it's actually fairly normal to have peach fuzz covering some parts of your body! And besides, he probably thinks it's cute. If it bothers you that much just shave it off. And I personally think gingers are cute :D
WTFsGoingOn 0
Actually, it's normal to have peach fuzz covering your entire body with the exceptions of your palms, lips, backside of your ears and the bottom of your feet. If you do not have "fuzz" on your butt then you are abnormal.
fylbabes 0
i agree with #35.... well the first part. gingers= gross no offense gingers!!
polico_wolf 0
you're a motherfucking piece of shit who needs to suck my big hairy dick no offence!!
gingersnapper 0
Whatev. Us ginger ladies are hawt stuff. You know what they say - red on the head, fire in the hole!
fireandice27 0
Oh yeah.... I'm just going to insult you, but no offence! So it TOTALLY means that it's okay now. -_-
kisseshugsdrugs 5
i love when people do the whole no offense thing. like "hey you know what? youre such a dirty **** and sometimes i think of ways to kill you, but, like..NO OFFENSE!" every time someone says no offense i want to punch them in the throat.