Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved his flaming red hair. He told me that he loved the fuzz on my butt. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Just love!
Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved his flaming red hair. He told me that he loved the fuzz on my butt. FML
Today, my boyfriend complimented me on how he liked my freckles down below. I didn't have the heart to tell him that they were just razor rash. FML
Today, while playing with a lighter, I jokingly told my boyfriend I would burn his mustache off. He responded by telling me he would burn off mine. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
And they say romance is dead…
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out, holding hands, and he was playing with a strand of my hair. I thought the whole thing was very romantic. He then said he loved how my mouth tasted like bacon. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied, dead serious, "That's nice and all, but anal speaks louder than words." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
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posampo 0
Yeah well us ginges are mighty mean to fuzz butts
paprikacha 9
I don't know...this one is kinda cute instead of FYL. : )
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Comments (108)
joeyLoo 0
wow what a asshole. sorry.
dntwannabeme 0
At least he likes it????
bOOkit3 0
HERMIONE?!??
Darksun1 0
I think this is AWESOME (the fact that everyone is arguing over nothing)! I dated a Ginger for two years, then a year later dated another just to realize subconsciously I SERIOUSLY loooooooooooveeeee gingers!! We're like a chocolate covered Strawberry!!!
SavageParrot 0
Well butt fuzz is awesome...
djjohn11 0
well... At least he likes it
ThatOneDude25 0
Hey, he said he liked it right?
CandidateForWax 0
Sounds like your kids are going to be interesting-looking.
HIMBOB 0
Every chick whose arse I have ever seen has a light covering of fuzz. Fuzz that is not hair. That includes pictures, **** and girl friends etc. Just like every person in the world has hair on their forehead, not much but it is there. I would be more scared about a girl who felt her arse was so hairy it needed shaving, now that is scary. And don't shave it, once my ex GF who modeled decided it would be good to shave her arms for a shoot. She had as much arm hair as any normal chick so I advised against it. STRONGLY. Nup didn;t listen so guess who had stubbly arms for a while, now THAT is a turn off.
mileycyrusisgay 0
this just made me giggle.