Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved his flaming red hair. He told me that he loved the fuzz on my butt. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Just love!
Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved his flaming red hair. He told me that he loved the fuzz on my butt. FML
Today, my boyfriend complimented me on how he liked my freckles down below. I didn't have the heart to tell him that they were just razor rash. FML
Today, while playing with a lighter, I jokingly told my boyfriend I would burn his mustache off. He responded by telling me he would burn off mine. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
And they say romance is dead…
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out, holding hands, and he was playing with a strand of my hair. I thought the whole thing was very romantic. He then said he loved how my mouth tasted like bacon. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied, dead serious, "That's nice and all, but anal speaks louder than words." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
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posampo 0
Yeah well us ginges are mighty mean to fuzz butts
paprikacha 9
I don't know...this one is kinda cute instead of FYL. : )
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Comments (108)
xXdarklovestarXx 2
lmao FYL.
yesyes101 0
LOLomgWTF 0
Haha awww I love my bfs fuzz butt! XD
teddygrams51 0
Lol. fuzzy wuzzy was a bear.
lerosa 0
that's nasty
CYNNER 0
My boyfriend had red hair. not the orange kind but the dark red kind and i like it. quit slamming on red hair just cuz YOU don't like it. and only guys should have furry butts. no offence
snowin_2007 0
It's peach fuzz. I'm also a strawberry blonde so don't slam those of us with red hair. He has gorgeous red hair too. Red hair, fair skinned, freckled with a ripped body... Feel free to be jealous. :P
GodOfBeer 5
FAKE - nick although sounds the same is NOT the same...looser
snowin_2007 0
OMG I freakin didn't log in because I posted that thing on my phone and forgot an underscore. Big deal. One more thing, if you are going to call me a "looser" atleast spell it right. Loser.
GodOfBeer 5
yeah right, you're saying I can login with God_ofBeer or G_dofBeer or something similar and be the same person - ha go suck a **** and stop bullshitting. you're really fucken pathetic. Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted - then you should have 1 posted not 0 betting you're some 13 yr old kid-bitch
snowin_2007 0
Again, didn't log in! FYI, I'm 21. Grow up.
GodOfBeer 5
you can't reply without logging in, bitch
snowin_2007 0
Yeah, I logged in to my COMPUTER to reply. I can't believe you are so concerned about this. Seriously, get a freakin' life. (It took me 20 minutes anyway cuz I couldn't remember my username or password.)
GodOfBeer 5
ok tell me this... from my profile Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted so that means I submitted 8 and none got published... this is from yours... Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted submitted 3 and no published? and I'm concerned? you replied to me 21 days later...if it was of no concern u'd just shut up get a life
missyfayee 0
ydi it for dating a ginge you hairy monster
Firesprite2009 0
Nothing wrong with red hair -- I think it's a beautiful colour, I'd rather red than my brown hair anyway D: