Today, my boyfriend complimented me on how he liked my freckles down below. I didn't have the heart to tell him that they were just razor rash. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend and tell him that the red bumps around my nipples was heat rash, rather than admit it was actually razor burn. FML
Today, I was romantically cuddling with my boyfriend. He looked deep into my eyes, stared lovingly at me, and said, "I never noticed, but you have the most adorable freckles on your face..." Blushing, I tilted my head to the side. He then said, "Oh, never mind, those are just your blackheads." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me why I have "crotch acne". When I attempted to explain that I have razor bumps from shaving, he got mad and said I was lying and insecure about my obvious facial and bodily acne problem. FML
Today, I was complimented on my freckles. I don't actually have freckles, just a load of blackheads that won't go away. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved his flaming red hair. He told me that he loved the fuzz on my butt. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved his flaming red hair. He told me that he loved the fuzz on my butt. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend and I said that I was self-conscious of my acne. He told me that only one of my zits was noticeable and that it wasn't so bad. In fact he said it looked cool, like a bullet wound or something "awesome" like that. FML
Today, me and my boyfriend were telling each other secrets, so I told him I shaved my upper lip. He said, "I know, it's prickly when we make out." FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML
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WitEluded 13
I thought the "freckles" were going to be something other than razor rash...
euphoricness 28
Just keep getting razor rashes. It would break his heart if he didn't see them anymore after they heal.
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Comments (55)
netflixislove 32
At least he likes them…
kmaheynoway 25
Yeah! I for one am glad he wasn't too rash about it.
khaoticpanda 28
Haha a lot of girls get really embarrassed by razor burn so i guess so.
J_Kertz 14
#18 ... Icwatudidthar
Enslaved 38
Depending on skin type, using a deodorant like Dove's, on the area can help prevent future razor burns. It works for me plus making sure to use a clean blade.
henrylikestreats 22
Just act super confused when it clears up and see what he says then.
1dvs_bstd 41
'baby what happened to your freckles?! I didn't know freckles heal over time'
Zebediabolical 45
"What freckles. I've never had freckles. Are you going down on someone else?"
1dvs_bstd 41
#30 'what the...?! do you have a twin with freckles?! Baby I swear to God, I thought it was you'
rickyricoco 12
If he doesn't know the difference, roll with it.
Cayers97 12
At least its just a razor rash could be worse
euphoricness 28
Just keep getting razor rashes. It would break his heart if he didn't see them anymore after they heal.
WitEluded 13
Not sure this will work, as the pattern will be different every time. Eventually he will notice.
MrSassypants 34
Not if you're a highly skilled razor rash ninja.
WitEluded 13
I thought the "freckles" were going to be something other than razor rash...
Jellysweetheart 23
Your icon makes this comment even better.
klaire09 11
Oh my gosh, I have been there! I'm like are we F'ing her life or mines. )>_
Nilorak 24
What are you talking about? :/
zenrael 21
Best not to at this point
taylor21398 14
At least it's incredibly easy to get some more razor rash...
Louie_217 9
Hahahahah