Today, I went to my husband’s work party where employees could bring a plus one. There, I met the colleague he talks so much about. She looked noticeably disappointed and said to my husband, “Wife?! You told me you were single!” We’ve been married for 7 years. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML
Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
Today, I found out about my husband’s work Holiday party last night. I wasn’t invited because he told me they didn’t allow plus ones. That would be more believable if my friend who works at his same company hadn’t brought his wife there. FML
Today, my husband came home from work in a bad mood. Why? He found out that a certain female coworker of his isn't single anymore. FML
Today, I went to a social event with a very attractive male co-worker. Things were going awesome, we were flirting and really hitting it off. Then his 'wife' called. FML
Today, I ran into an old high school friend while out with my husband. When she inquired who I was married to, I pointed to my husband, who was looking at shirts. She laughed and said, "No really?", insinuating that I couldn't get anyone that good looking. FML
Today, I went to my husband's work to give him lunch. His assistant told me his "wife" was in his office. FML
Today, my husband of 6 years said in a grave voice that he had some important news for me. Jokingly, I said, "Why, did you get that cute colleague of yours pregnant?" He did. FML
Today, I was at a "Bring your family to work" event. I noticed my coworker brought his kids but not his wife, so I asked, "No wife today?" Everyone glared at me and he pointedly replied that she's married to someone else now. I had no idea. Now everyone thinks I'm an insensitive prick. FML
Today, my wife’s single friend got drunk at my Master’s graduation party and went a long-winded rant about what a good partner I am. I’d be flattered if the fusing of praise of me with single person problems didn’t come off sounding like a jilted lover. We’d only met twice pre-party. FML
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Anderling 33
If he told his coworker this lie, who else has he successfully told it to? Get tested as soon as you can and get out if possible
cuz803 46
Cheating scumbag piece of shit. Divorce him and move on to better things. Also, get STD tested ASAP!
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cuz803 46
Cheating scumbag piece of shit. Divorce him and move on to better things. Also, get STD tested ASAP!
Anderling 33
If he told his coworker this lie, who else has he successfully told it to? Get tested as soon as you can and get out if possible
Jessica Carey 11
tell her "he is" and walk away...file for divorce the netxt day. make sure his clothes and shit on the lawn when he gets home from the party
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
You mean "He is....for now"
Razath 17
If he did tell her that, he truly is scum and will most likely escalate things and deserves getting thrown to the street. Though there's always a chance he sent her signals/said things she misinterpreted, thought there was something there when there wasn't and then, when she found out you're his wife, wanted to ruin as much as she could.