Today, I was going through the history on my computer. Apparently, while I was at school my mother used my computer, and I now know my mother wants to learn how to make her breasts look larger, amongst other things. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML
Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to see what websites I go on from my computer while I wasn't home. She clicked the link that gave my computer a virus that I just got rid of a few days ago. FML
Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said, "You know, I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses." FML
Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML
Today, I discovered my mom has over 20 sites bookmarked on her laptop, all having to do with 'How To Boost Your Insecure Teen's Confidence' or 'How To Help Your Overweight Teen Have A Positive Self Image'. Thanks, Mommy. FML
Today, having turned 18, I was eager to show my mother some of the clothes I'd like to purchase with my birthday money. I flipped my laptop open only to realise I had left a "Big Latina Booty gets a fat one" window open. Her howling screams of pleasure echoed through my kitchen. FML
Today, I was afraid my mother had seen the bottle of hand lotion I'd forgotten to take off the desk after I'd whacked off last night, but she acted fine. I went out with friends to find she'd had changed the background to say "Please Do Not Watch Porn on the Family Computer." FML
Today, while chatting to my mother, I tried to show her a funny website by pasting the URL into a message. After I sent the message, I realised that my browser hadn't copied the URL I wanted to send her, and that I'd actually pasted the previous URL I copied. It was porn. FML
Today, I learned that my girlfriend takes creepshots of me sleeping, and my mom likes them on her Instagram. FML
Today, I asked my mom to help my daughter with Zoom school while I handled an emergency. When I got back, I found out my mom went through my laptop containing all my documents, my emails and even the journal my therapist suggested I keep. She says she was looking for a Zoom link. Yeah right. FML
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DahkLohd 4
Give me her number
Doortje 30
Amongst other things eh? "How to deep throat?" "How to do anal with a European girl?" "How to toss the salad without your husband knowing?"
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Comments (65)
moat 0
I'm about to eat breakfast.
DahkLohd 4
Give me her number
xXDubbleChic 11
like! lol
SoccerForTheWin 5
Says voldemort
notsocommonsense 1
nothing ever good comes from looking at your history or anyone elses
youfailed18 0
She must be having a mid-life crisis.
disco2466 8
your mums a milf!
Doortje 30
Amongst other things eh? "How to deep throat?" "How to do anal with a European girl?" "How to toss the salad without your husband knowing?"
perdix 31
That's not so bad. If she were looking to hook up for some anonymous añal at a truck stop, that would be alarming.
LoveMySoldier82 0
Or her regular Saturday night.
AssDan 0
So your mom wants bigger boobs. How does this have anything to do with you? Grow up maybe?
5t3ff1k4h 47
It's one of those "way too much info" moments.
kasumii 1
I hate it when people touch my computer, so I'd say FML too. But you have school in the summer? That must suck.
JERZBornNRaised 7
whats the big deal? she just wants to make herself happy, and maybe no sorry i mean definately your dad would like it... just because shes your mom doesnt mean that she can't look good.. everyone wants to look good for someone.. shes a grown woman let her do what she wants.. and no matter what age someone is they still strive to look their best and keep themselves in good shape.
ritchgirl1 0
Alright Gok! Lol joke, couldn't agree more!
disco2466 8
it's the whole to much info bit I'd say is the fml