Today, I got a call from my boyfriend's boss. She was wondering if he was okay, since he hasn't shown up to work for the past two weeks. Now I'm wondering where he's been going when he leaves the house each day. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got yelled at multiple times by my boss because my boyfriend didn't show up to work. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend's job to ask him a question. His co-worker answered the phone, and when I asked for my boyfriend, he assumed I was someone else. Who exactly would that someone else be? FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of not coming home at all last week. The truth is, I was up and gone to work before him every morning, and I was home after he went to bed. He didn’t even bother talking to me or asking where I was last week, we both work 24/7 on-call jobs, and he knows this happens sometimes. FML
Today, I woke up early, showered, dressed, and made the 40 minute drive to work, only to discover when I arrived that today was my day off. When I got home my live in boyfriend was gone. I called and he told me he was at the beach, right near my work. FML
Today, while on vacation, I found out that my boyfriend moved out. He had claimed that he couldn't come with me because his boss messed up his time off request, and for the last two days he said he'd been "cleaning". FML
Today, I went to surprise my boyfriend at his job. When I saw he wasn't there, I asked a co-worker, who told me his "sister" came by earlier. He's an only child. FML
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick me up from work. We work at the same place. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML
Today, I showed up to work and my boss was nowhere to be found. A phone call later, I find out he's in Dubai. Oh, and since I'm his personal assistant, I should be able to take care of matters until he gets back. I've only been his assistant for a week. FML
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brebabee793 13
oh no.. not a good sign.
fakedsincerity 32
Better to know than not.
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Comments (165)
brebabee793 13
oh no.. not a good sign.
teddy4nyy 13
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
That's what she gets for being bedridden.
TheDrifter 24
But I think his boss just screwed him.
TheCanucklehead 22
#1 at the park, dressed like a wizard
strapper88 6
The only logical answer? He's started a fantasy football league.
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
Probably started a meth lab with an ex student.
zandalee 20
Started a fight club...
xXHollowIchigoXx 17
#78 what's rule #1 about fight club?
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
You don't talk about Fight Club. Now, 78, I need to castrate you.
ElatedEarthling 15
You guys have it all wrong! He's obviously out using all those condoms that he bought since OP is on the rag.
ocramavaf 15
on the rag for two weeks?
ElatedEarthling 15
It happens.
fakedsincerity 32
Better to know than not.
etoilenuit 15
He hasn't shown up for two weeks and she's just now calling?? Weird.. And it doesn't mean he's cheating necessarily.. Maybe he just didn't want you to know he quit? :/
strapper88 6
#50 if he quit then his boss wouldn't be calling to find out if he was alright after not showing up to work for 2 weeks.
etoilenuit 15
Pretty sure him not showing up for two weeks is the same thing as quitting. He just didn't notify his boss.
outoftown 27
70 - If his boss is calling about his well-being, it implies he still has the job.
AKGirlinSD 20
50, I'm with you on this one. Unless someone had a better job lined up, people tend to be ******* about quiting their jobs. Which is weird because if the person disliked their job so much, that was their chance to give their boss a piece of their mind. I'm curious what the Original Poster's boyfriend's excuse is.
strapper88 6
#98 not necessarily. On my one day off work a week I'm a volunteer sports medic and a local club I volunteered my time to was treating me like garbage so I went in and told them I was done. I don't have another club lined up, but if someone treats someone badly there's no point in going the wrong way about it if you may need them as a reference in the future.
singer0421 32
Find the girl... Dump his sorry ass.
rg350dx 29
Find the girl, wipe away the debt*
RoboCunnilingus 23
It's always a lighthouse.
TheAbstract 15
There's always a city.
DyslexicPanda 12
Dat pinky tho!!!
bbpgrs 7
you're a simple minded idiot, he could be in trouble or he could be hooked on something .
Larry01_fml 19
the best way is to be straight and just ask him. But that's only if you trust him
smiliecat 13
If she was under the impression that he was going to work everyday and he wasn't, then I'm going to take a wild guess and say that there isn't much trust there anymore.
andyyroxx 20
4- The best way IMO is to be lesbian and then ask.
flashback.miss 28
Most likely a secret rendezvous. If he can't be honest with his boss or you, then better to get out the relationship.
cmayer 20
I wouldn't say most likely, just a strong possibility. Could be something else entirely.
Glitter_taco_ 10
I'm trying so hard not to look at your profile picture
r4vleen 8
Change your picture. Everytime I see it it makes me cringe.
br00kr 22
Wow, tht's horrible. I would question him about it.
jkmartinjk 16
Well no shit.
br00kr 22
Well no shit just downgrade me just because i said question him. I see a few other people saying that same thing and they aren't downgraded!
jkmartinjk 16
Clearly you're new here. Welcome!
br00kr 22
Thanks lol
iAlissa 34
*golf clap*
Pstraka6 20
Don't jump the gun, talk him first and get all the details. But, you have all the reason to have some suspicion!
fakedsincerity 32
What legitimate reason could he have for lying about going to work?
Pleonasm 36
That's what we're proposing she find out.
fakedsincerity 32
I guess I'm really intolerant because I wouldn't care the reason if he lied to me for two weeks straight about it. Lol. The OP is probably nicer than me. ;P
fakedsincerity 32
And genuinely can't think of a good reason, so was sincerely asking if anyone else could.
gpg5 19
Creak creak creak creak... I think that explains it
Fuji76 15
Maybe he won the lottery and he is getting everything set up to surprise OP??? It could happen....or not.
AtomicDiamond87 15
I'm sure "oh Babe I had a doctors appointment" is going to work for the whole two Weeks.
belliebean 7
I agree if my boyfriend did that he would be dumped so hard..
Goldenberry_fml 14
Maybe he has cancer and has been going to the hospital but doesn't want OP or anyone to find out and worry
fakedsincerity 32
That's stupid.
Melix 31
Oh man, that is not a good sign, but it can also mean anything. It's time to talk to him to see what's going on. Good luck OP.
Destro109 20
take this humans advice ^
SmiffLah 13
Or maybe follow him?
arsenicalhumor 30
Good idea! Why ask when you can just become a great detective?! Oh all the clues you could find!
Smoldering 15
She is obviously the Girlfriend from the earlier FML about the surprise birthday party her boyfriend is throwing for her... Obviously...
japtap81 16
Sounds exactly like my ex. He always did that. I'd just assume he's cheating. Cuz if he's skipping work and not at home, it's a big red flag right there.
GLaDOS_cake 6
That's a bad assumption to make. I understand its the first thing to your mind but talk to him first. Don't assume.
japtap81 16
It's not my post and he is now my EX boyfriend.
Enslaved 38
21 is 16 the same person from your profile pic? WTF I'm amused!
Uramonkey 11
48 - And 21 is also lying about his age! He's 31 not 32! Call da cops on dis man!