Today, I thought it would be funny to bother my friend Emily. I kept punching her. She asked if I wanted to fight. I agreed because she's a 15 year old skinny girl and I'm 17 year old buff guy. She beat the crap out of me until I cried. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML
Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML
Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML
Today, I was walking my girlfriend to class when my friend came by and playfully punched me in the arm. Trying not to look like a wimp, I turned around to hit him in the arm. Instead, I ended up punching a girl in the face. Now my girlfriend won't talk to me and I'm suspended. FML
Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML
Today, my little sister beat me at arm-wrestling. I'm a 15 year-old boy and she's 12. It happened in front of our entire extended family and they all laughed hysterically. I tried to act like I let her win, but the truth is that I was trying as hard as I could. FML
Today, I bumped into a guy I bullied for years at a bar. He was actually cool and laughed about it, but my stupid drunk ass kept urging him to hit me because I felt bad about it. We went outside and he thrashed me. At least we're friends now, I guess… FML
Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML
Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML
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MoonTiger 4
And you pretty much deserve that one.. dumbass
wtfml0715 0
hahahahah nice going this is pretty sad
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Comments (484)
Jimbo2000 0
Dude, you never hit a girl. Just because you think that she is weaker then you, does not mean a damn thing. YDI
RNorthlandLGB 0
"a sport is something active" #111 is masturbation a sport? pretty intense on several muscles...won't go into any more details..
rinariot_fml 0
Cheerleading really has nothing to do with dance. Cheerleading is a combination of gymnastics, which is a sport, dance, which is NOT a sport, and being overly peppy, which is annoying at times. But if you have never done cheerleading for a gym or seen the kind of stuff we do, you can't really say it's not a sport. we condition like every other sport, we practice, we sweat.
eaglesfan761 0
#9: If he picked on someone his own size, then he would just get even more owned.
chris5182 0
haha its probably only cause you didn't want to kick her ass. you probably weren't really fighting back. #102 you're probably a little 14 year old who doesn't know much about mma besides what you see on tv.
dumbbbb 0
you wouldn't fight a girl dumbass - and you're obviously not buff
nprugby11 0
YDI...hard, who the hell gets their ass kicked by a girl 2 years their junior? Especially when they claim to be a muscular male. And what the hell were you doing picking a fight with her in the first place?
deathproof_fml 0
YDI for starting shit with a girl you ****** pussy.
xxxMissKelcixxx 0
You're an Asshole. Get some new friends Emily.
trooper14 0
fail! you suck at life and should go kill yourself now. ******* pussy. benching 80pounds 2 doenst make you buff