Today, I thought it would be funny to bother my friend Emily. I kept punching her. She asked if I wanted to fight. I agreed because she's a 15 year old skinny girl and I'm 17 year old buff guy. She beat the crap out of me until I cried. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML
Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML
Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML
Today, I was walking my girlfriend to class when my friend came by and playfully punched me in the arm. Trying not to look like a wimp, I turned around to hit him in the arm. Instead, I ended up punching a girl in the face. Now my girlfriend won't talk to me and I'm suspended. FML
Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML
Today, my little sister beat me at arm-wrestling. I'm a 15 year-old boy and she's 12. It happened in front of our entire extended family and they all laughed hysterically. I tried to act like I let her win, but the truth is that I was trying as hard as I could. FML
Today, I bumped into a guy I bullied for years at a bar. He was actually cool and laughed about it, but my stupid drunk ass kept urging him to hit me because I felt bad about it. We went outside and he thrashed me. At least we're friends now, I guess… FML
Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML
Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML
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MoonTiger 4
And you pretty much deserve that one.. dumbass
wtfml0715 0
hahahahah nice going this is pretty sad
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lmmmr 0
How did this turn into an argument over whether or not cheer leading is a sport? Who cares? Cheer leading hardly even exists past high school. If you're that concerned with it, then your life peaked early. And OP, you are a dumbass. Why do you have nothing better to do with your time than annoy people? Read a ******* book, sounds like it would do you some good.
Puolukka 4
#78 I was thinking the exact same thing...and the way you worded it totally cracked me up!!! Couldn't have said it better.
YungMarlon23 0
Wow... Yu deserved it in way to many ways.... one if yu're a guy yu don't hit girls/women.. and Second yu don't agree to it and yu're pathetic for gettin beat by a girl. Overall FAIL
Tehalon 0
I agree with everyone who says YDI for 2 reasons; beating women, and being owned by a girl. You don't deserve to be called a man. Get your balls chopped because you shouldn't reproduce.
AUT_student 0
#32 - LOL! Too true. OP - what you're describing is called flirting, but it's how you flirt at kindergarten, when you grow up you flirt by doing "nice" things....
candii_fml 0
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwww FYL hahahahahahahhahaa aa
rebelgirl167 0
you deserve that you prejudice asshole
xkonstantine125x 7
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh man! YDI definitely. This is priceless. You're Emily's bitch. you NEVER pick a fight with a girl, but to pick one and get your ass handed to you it's perfect. I'm not saying women are weaker or anything, it just makes it funnier. I guess those long nights of you and your hand sharing romantic moments did nothing for you. You should learn from the guy who got tennis elbow that doesn't play tennis nor does he have a girlfriend. You're probably whacking it wrong.
lindzXcore 0
uhmm i guess you're not a buff 17 year old guy then.
xkonstantine125x 7
I'm sorry cheer leading is so NOT a sport. I strongly disagree that cheer leading is similar to gymnastics. (which btw is definitely a sport) No I've never done cheer leading, but I have done a cheerleader. MOST cheerleaders are huge d-bags, and honestly there isn't much after high school for it. I seriously hope that all you people who do cheer leading and want a future in it have a real plan.