Today, I thought it would be funny to bother my friend Emily. I kept punching her. She asked if I wanted to fight. I agreed because she's a 15 year old skinny girl and I'm 17 year old buff guy. She beat the crap out of me until I cried. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML
Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML
Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML
Today, I was walking my girlfriend to class when my friend came by and playfully punched me in the arm. Trying not to look like a wimp, I turned around to hit him in the arm. Instead, I ended up punching a girl in the face. Now my girlfriend won't talk to me and I'm suspended. FML
Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML
Today, my little sister beat me at arm-wrestling. I'm a 15 year-old boy and she's 12. It happened in front of our entire extended family and they all laughed hysterically. I tried to act like I let her win, but the truth is that I was trying as hard as I could. FML
Today, I bumped into a guy I bullied for years at a bar. He was actually cool and laughed about it, but my stupid drunk ass kept urging him to hit me because I felt bad about it. We went outside and he thrashed me. At least we're friends now, I guess… FML
Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML
Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML
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MoonTiger 4
And you pretty much deserve that one.. dumbass
wtfml0715 0
hahahahah nice going this is pretty sad
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Comments (484)
wtfml0715 0
hahahahah nice going this is pretty sad
drewbreesdat 0
ik, dude first off, ydi for picking a fight with a girl. 2- why would you post this. 3- work out
MadPercussion 0
yo keep this shit on the DL
gymtanlaundry 0
i agree . dl .
skullbashd 3
why were you randomly punching a girl in the first place a penis mongrr
GiddyXD 0
if a girl and guy fight a girl will win cos over here u can't hit girls or I think that's everywhere
mnbbv 0
no lol it's everywhere and they bite, scratch, punch the crotch, pull hair etc. There's no way to win :/
BoCo_fml 9
That's what you get. Don't you know it's the small girls you've got to watch out for?
LegitDGK 0
whoever put ydi for this is an idiot bcuz fhl i mean the dude puts this fml up and thinks that what he did is ok and wants pity. his life is rly ****** if he's that dumb
lizzilla8297 2
how is punching her annoying her? that's phisical violence! ydi, definately. I'm a thirteen year old skinny girl and I could probably beat you up easily.
TXjuggalo972 6
or could you?????? no you probably could
borichick1 0
that is sad!!! you cried?! lmao
lifeisaterriblem 6
lol. hahaha
stephanieeDawnx 0
Wow, guys. -_- "he thinks what he did was okay, that's physical violence" He said "my friend." I highly doubt that means he was punching her as hard as he could in her face or something. I ask my boyfriend if he wants to fight all the time, & I win. It doesn't mean we forcefully, with all of our strength, punch each other. It was more than likely, playfully, & she was stronger than him, therefore "beat the crap out of him"
derpina72 23
I immediately pressed YDI after reading, "I kept punching her."
rinariot_fml 0
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So? Just because she's skinny doesn't mean she is weak. i'm a 15 year old skinny girl, but i'm a cheerleader and i have really good muscle. with girls, muscle isn't as visible.
andrewFML 0
obviously this is fake...
Mahlinah101 0
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haha that is so true cuz I'm really tiny 14 year old and im a cheer leader and I lift up girls that r 120 pounds
FMLdude886988 0
im a guy, and this dude seems cocky, but muscle isnt even everything, it's skill too
darebear331 4
i agree because im 15 but short and skinny for my age but im a 5th degree blackbelt in taekwondo so skill can make up for very big muscles
fightingkittens 39
Exactly. Yesterday, I tackled my friend and pinned him to the couch until he stopped tickling me. He had to promise because he couldn't push me off. He's over a foot taller and probably 100 pounds heavier than I am.
coolstorybro6 6
2, imma cheerleader too and I hav muscles tht show alot and I'm only 13
nesteremily 31
sane as me lol I weigh 105lb but I lift 130lb girls haha
TheGreasyHobo 2
You're a ******* retard...
toughchick14 15
Totally!
moneyboyswag 3
Wow 120 lbs is sooo much!!!
NWO666 15
I'm 17 and I weigh 120 pounds and I can lift... Oh wait.. yall need to stfu
Era2EraVTitania 7
Why are all the comments that are extremely disliked just saying muscle isn't everything what the ****?
Clevelandians 17
The reason she beat the shit out of him was because he probably didn't fight back, and definitely didn't fight her like he would if she was male. It has nothing to do with how strong she is, even a weak girl could hurt someone who isn't defending themselves
TheRiddler23 9
Do you even lift bruh?
mhersh_59 8
This entire comments section is egomaniacal cheerleaders who are basically claiming they could kick anyone's ass.
MoonTiger 4
And you pretty much deserve that one.. dumbass
Nightwing98 22
If a 17 year old describe himself as a "buff guy," you know he's a skinny nerd.
MissCharlotte_fml 26
Never underestimate a girl. My sister is 5'3" and weighs 110 pounds. She beat the crap out of a 6'6" man.
DragonPorn 15
Nothing more true has been said, #448.
XxStephhxX 0
lmao. that sucks YDI
GrapefruitZoe 0
Muscle, martial arts, knowhow...you don't know what a person is hiding. Hell yeah, kudos to Emily, and don't start conflict. Peace, love, and brownies.
CultureChic 14
Amen, 5! haha
DarthFurby 0
You're slightly retarded.
englandaj 0
what a great observation
GuitarFail123 9
nope hes just rly.
Scott_George 0
i REALLYYYY hope this one is fake. way to go ;D
caretoshare 0
Maybe visit the gym every now and then, eh? :D
pome_fml 0
This gives new meaning to why you should only pick on people your own size...
ilovemycats 0
Loser.