Today, I thought it would be funny to bother my friend Emily. I kept punching her. She asked if I wanted to fight. I agreed because she's a 15 year old skinny girl and I'm 17 year old buff guy. She beat the crap out of me until I cried. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML
Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML
Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML
Today, I was walking my girlfriend to class when my friend came by and playfully punched me in the arm. Trying not to look like a wimp, I turned around to hit him in the arm. Instead, I ended up punching a girl in the face. Now my girlfriend won't talk to me and I'm suspended. FML
Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML
Today, my little sister beat me at arm-wrestling. I'm a 15 year-old boy and she's 12. It happened in front of our entire extended family and they all laughed hysterically. I tried to act like I let her win, but the truth is that I was trying as hard as I could. FML
Today, I bumped into a guy I bullied for years at a bar. He was actually cool and laughed about it, but my stupid drunk ass kept urging him to hit me because I felt bad about it. We went outside and he thrashed me. At least we're friends now, I guess… FML
Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML
Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML
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MoonTiger 4
And you pretty much deserve that one.. dumbass
wtfml0715 0
hahahahah nice going this is pretty sad
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Comments (484)
xOblivion 0
oh snap !
stepherneffernee 0
Lmfaoooo! YDI most definately! Just because u can't see it doesn't mean it isn't there! Bahaha!
Fy0urlife 0
how did you get beat up? Your 17 and shes 15 while your "buff"
madame_malfoy 4
YDI for being a chauvenistic male and thinking she canbe beaten just cuz shes a petite girl
dan81892 2
just because someone is smaller than you doesn't mean you're invincible... YDI.
cthulhu1138 1
This reminds me of that one South Park episode where Cartman picked a fight with Wendy and got beaten up till he cried. OP, learn some basic fighting techniques. I'd recommend eye gouging and hair pulling, though if it's a friendly bout those might not go over too well with the other person.
Eumie11 0
im a 15 year old girl named Emily (ironic huh) and could beat any guy. Your defentaly not buff.
FFPianoDude 2
YDI definitely
effthis 0
so that means ur fat not buff.. u may look buff.. but ur fat... fatasss.
i_love_sluts 0
YDI for the simple fact you described yourself as "buff" ya mad gimp