Today, I thought it would be funny to bother my friend Emily. I kept punching her. She asked if I wanted to fight. I agreed because she's a 15 year old skinny girl and I'm 17 year old buff guy. She beat the crap out of me until I cried. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML
Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML
Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML
Today, I was walking my girlfriend to class when my friend came by and playfully punched me in the arm. Trying not to look like a wimp, I turned around to hit him in the arm. Instead, I ended up punching a girl in the face. Now my girlfriend won't talk to me and I'm suspended. FML
Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML
Today, my little sister beat me at arm-wrestling. I'm a 15 year-old boy and she's 12. It happened in front of our entire extended family and they all laughed hysterically. I tried to act like I let her win, but the truth is that I was trying as hard as I could. FML
Today, I bumped into a guy I bullied for years at a bar. He was actually cool and laughed about it, but my stupid drunk ass kept urging him to hit me because I felt bad about it. We went outside and he thrashed me. At least we're friends now, I guess… FML
Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML
Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML
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MoonTiger 4
And you pretty much deserve that one.. dumbass
wtfml0715 0
hahahahah nice going this is pretty sad
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hulabean12 0
honestly what were you hoping to achieve? if you won, congratulations, you beat up a girl who is to years younger than you, or if you lose, haha you just lost to a girl who is two years younger than you. and btw, obviously just because she's a girl doesnt mean she cant kick ass. girls are tough
kelther 0
what's the fact that she's a girl and you're a guy have anything to do with it?
Im_Insane 0
girls have muscles even if they aren't shown. I do colorguard and we exert our bodies everyday and have muscles.
faithlessone423 0
I'm glad she beat your ass. Maybe you won't be such a dick next time.
24788 7
Fake! women can't beat up men. *hides in my bunker* Some women can really fight.
msstress 0
YDI for being a sexist jerk
rinariot_fml 0
#84 - actually, cheerleading is a sport. a sport is something active, like Football, Basketball, Baseball, all that. cheerleading is not the common thing at schools where people stand around and clap their hands. You have to flip yourself completely over, using your ab muscles, and it's alot more of a sport than people think. I don't see how it isn't a sport. please, someone explain this to me.
jaybirdka 0
you ******* ******. I'm hope you cried like a pussy all the way home.
tko 0
cheerleading isn't a sport in the same way that dance isn't a sport- its an activity, and it can be strenuous, but it isn't really a sport
premiermois 5
can't wait til you have to see her again. hahahaha you are such a douche. YDI idiot.