Today, I accidentally scanned a customer’s item twice. Before I could take it off, she quickly leaned over the counter and coughed on me. Repeatedly. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at the self-checkout scanning groceries quickly. I swiped an item so aggressively that it flew out of my hand, hit another customer’s basket, and knocked over a display of onions. I pretended it wasn’t me, but the onions gave me away by rolling directly to my feet. FML
Today, I was working at the checkout. Trying to be hygienic, I suppressed a sneeze. I continued to serve the next person. As I was giving her her change, she looked at me with a horrified expression. I looked down and my shirt was covered in a trail of snot all the way to my belt. FML
Today, I was helping an old lady at my job. While I was in mid-sentence, she coughed wet phlegm directly into my mouth. It tasted vile and caused me to have a panic attack while working. FML
Today, I was at work serving customers at the checkout. A girl was brushing the floor behind me. I turned around and whichever way she brushed, the brush hit me twice straight in the balls before she noticed anything. She had to serve the rest of the customers while I recovered. FML
Today, while I was working the drive-thru window, a customer sneezed into his hand and then handed me his money. FML
Today, I had a violent coughing fit while at the store, which caused a lady to think I was choking, grab me from behind and start doing the Heimlich maneuver incorrectly. She broke two of my ribs. FML
Today, an angry customer rubbed her hand all over my face, all while showing me her positive COVID-19 test results. FML
Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML
Today, at a busy register, I greeted a customer, started scanning items, and only halfway through realized they were on their phone with earbuds in and had not actually been talking to me. I got flustered, scanned the same item twice, and had to call over a manager while the line behind them got longer. FML
Today, I went through a self-checkout at a grocery store. The machine kept repeating, “Please remove the unexpected item in the bagging area.” After five attempts, an employee came over and discovered the “unexpected item” was my own elbow resting on the counter. FML
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Top comments
sickerthanyou 13
Now you must demand 14 paid days off because you must be in quarantine, and she needs to be arrested
oldtimer 3
That’s assault and you can have her arrested.
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Comments (10)
Dale Gulley 8
Shove her as hard as you can away from you. Rude stupid people
BurnInDemonFire 39
Now you can take even more money by making her pay your hospital bills.
oldtimer 3
That’s assault and you can have her arrested.
sickerthanyou 13
Now you must demand 14 paid days off because you must be in quarantine, and she needs to be arrested
icalledhisname 12
I would have called the cops, honestly. Or kick her out at the very least. I’m sorry you went through that, I hope the germs stay away from you.
uniformed 13
please tell me this is when you grabbed her by the hair and scanned her face repeatedly, and violently.
Mellowyellow15 10
You should’ve thrown up on her.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
I would totally smack her across the face and not care about losing my job. That is NOT okay, even when not in the middle of a pandemic.
ViviMage 40
That is a terrorist attack to "pretend" you have Corona. She needs to be arrested and you need to be quarantined.