Today, my mother keyed my car because I wouldn't invite her into my home and get her a cup of tea, so she could continue screaming that she was going to kill me while I tried to feed my 4 month old daughter. The last time I got her a cup of tea she threw it in my face. FML
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I am 24 years old and have been married for 4 years, own my own home etc. I went to private schools and uni, all the "good family" crap. But in reality, my mother is just off the rails, and my father is just as bad. She's always been like this, and it was ok when it was just me she was trying to hurt me but its gone beyond that now. Calling it quits and keeping well away from her. And she dosn't take sugar.
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KiwiLime 0
your mother needs help. mental hospital help.
yanna227 0
crazy much....I think you should give her a sippy cup, plastic keys, and a nice padded room. I would definitely be pissed and she would be on her way to shady pines nursing home for an extended "vacation"
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katie754 0
haha. aww...
whatchutalkinbou 0
that's the best first comment you could think of?
FortMinor 0
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hey buddy, I don't see why you care for her comment. Mind your own business and carry on.
WallyTheWombat 0
I don't see your first comment being any better! @Op You need to call the cops and sue her for damages. A restraining order would probably be a good idea, at least untill she seeks help, and if she violates the restraining order, she can be court-ordered to get help. I know it seems harsh cause it's your mom, but I don't think your daughter should be exposed to that. Thank you for being responsible and keeping that woman away from your house and kid. MAYBE you can explain to her that she can't do that shit and just because she can't control her emotions doesn't give her the right to harass and threaten you.
phreshboi 1
yeah anyone can do what they want.... also I think your mom should be checked for mental instability
biass 0
My mom did that once. So I rid my BMX down a sink, backwards.
boyguydudemalema 0
so many suck ups to hot chicks, im sure u guys all think it was lame but u still suck up . . . anyhow, personaly i think its better than lol but it could be better like actually putting in words like "i dun want to be that crazy cow's daughter D: " whatever ur free to do what u want i hate suck ups
Mehness 0
81 - Or maybe we don't like it when assholes randomly insult someone for no reason at all, for something as trivial as what they put as the first comment. L2 life?
boyguydudemalema 0
82 i see your point, but would they do the same if it was an ugly looking guy?
Tarvo1 0
One would hope so. Don't just attack others on the basis of assumptions you have made.
lietz13 1
OP, what is wrong with your mom... she sounds like she's 4.
i8thelastcookeii 0
op, listen to wallythewombat!!
bittersweet1 0
aww. im so sorry u have to deal with BS like that
alsnyder12 0
there is definitely a story behind this
Brannie 4
I think your mom might be a crackhead
elbenno3 0
this is why Australia is the best country on earth
yoizzing565 0
thats sucks
ZleveL 0
19 shes got gorgeous hair, let her live.
KimberlyKachow 0
Really? Because it's a Continent.
AngryGuitarist 0
that sounds like the evil people on sims. I picture her as blabbing nonsense with a huge frown throwing tea on you lol
slushpup9696 12
196 - I'm pretty sure Austrailia is both.
KiwiLime 0
your mother needs help. mental hospital help.
JustStopSucking 0
It wouldn't have been so bad had her mother not been a massive horse.
Andy4443 0
agreed
prettyawesome23 0
agreeeeeed
elghs2001 0
can we say WHITE TRASH?
cdatribe23 0
yes, yes we can lol
HencetheLove 0
seriously. she could be bi-polar
22cute 17
You did the right thing, Op. Keep her away from your daughter and out of your home!!
LPac5295 27
Yeah... Just a lot of it. Totally agreed!
yake12 0
sounds like my mom :( fyl op
kcTornado 0
that sounds like my mom too!! I got a heavy metal ice cream scoop thrown at my head, barely missing when I was a kid. :-/ parents suck
Iskaria 0
I see your ice cream scoop and raise you open scissors :P yes some mums are crazy - mine included!
kcTornado 0
wha! open scissors! damn girl! lol
GhostTanker 13
Try a can of root beer. Then a knife. And last but no least, the tv remote. Last one was later that night.
newlove_fml 0
I got a tv remote thrown at me too :D but my mom isn't very crazy...
deadlyriot101 7
I see your open scissors and raise you a wooden chair thrown at me when I was six, followed by screaming of how I was so awful. She then baked my 4 year old sister a cake because she felt like it. Actually, that could have been it's own fml :)
MaraMacK 0
that's some mother-daughter love right there! :)
BadasS14 0
Though Love?
mk58 31
^ Probably meant tough love. Sometimes autocorrect is a bitch.
KataraTheBender 0
WIN
claudiame 0
My mom is the same way, **** them crazy bitches! and good luck protecting your baby
RebelHeart7 0
shame on you
i8thelastcookeii 0
Mormon?
yanna227 0
crazy much....I think you should give her a sippy cup, plastic keys, and a nice padded room. I would definitely be pissed and she would be on her way to shady pines nursing home for an extended "vacation"
binkybaby 3
Haha...Shady Pines...Golden Girls...
mnemonicdaze 0
Shady Pines, ma! Haha I threaten my grandmother with that all the time.
Iskaria 0
Why would you threaten your grandma :O like joke with her about it sure but that's just mean :(
klovely22 13
Why would you take her comment so seriously?
melibear89 7
wow. your mom is the definition of bitch.
inSayne 7
she's a member of the canine family whose gender is female?
i8thelastcookeii 0
above me ^ fail. 2 things above me ^^ win.
Jimboom 12
Call the cops on her. Thats the only way she is going to learn.
ChibiGirl5 0
I love FMA xD
newlove_fml 0
Or Judge Joe Brown!
NeatNit 33
No, just move without telling her where.
firefighterazz 0
she has issues. get an order put out on her till she gets her shit together and comes back down to earth from the crack she's on
FFML_314 12
Give the woman some more ******* sugar! I would have thrown the tea in your face too. Selfish brat.
JordanDanyelle09 0
u dumb bitch!! u can't read!! she is protecting her BABY thats NOT. selfish u idiot!!!!
bishhitsandii 3
40: Don't call anyone dumb until you can learn to spell correctly, use proper grammar, and tell the difference between serious and joking comments. I thought it was funny.
sourgirl101 29
Anna, lend me some sugar. I am your neighbor. All right all right all right all right. Where've you been? Was looking for you all week.(:
mitchie11 0
40 - get trolled lol
RedPillSucks 33
I want some ******* suger!! ******* suger is the best kind of suger. I ******* LOVE SUGER!
DocBastard 40
Red, you like ******* sugar? That's some pathology right there. FFML, I thought that was an intelligent, lucid, well-thought out comment.
Alienized 0
And Anna did it again!
Iskaria 0
I am inclined to half agree with 10 seriously, like my mums a crazy bitch but I'd have to have done something ******* fantastic to get the 'I'll kill you' treatment and the rest... I say OP probably got pregnant at like 13 and has now moved into a crack-house with her child and the guy who knocked her up, oh and the car is stolen, and used for drug distribution! I like my version of events! YDI OP!
howtragic 5
I am 24 years old and have been married for 4 years, own my own home etc. I went to private schools and uni, all the "good family" crap. But in reality, my mother is just off the rails, and my father is just as bad. She's always been like this, and it was ok when it was just me she was trying to hurt me but its gone beyond that now. Calling it quits and keeping well away from her. And she dosn't take sugar.
bleedingglitter 24
Crazy moms are everywhere. My mom does shit like this constantly and then has no memory of it. I just don't answer her phone calls and have moved away.
donaldthegrump 23
Op I love your little humour at the end. Also I am very sorry you were a victim. My thoughts are with you and your family.