Today, I realized that my new haircut makes me look like a movie star. Not Scarlett Johansson, no. I look like Lord Farquaad. FML
henrylikestreats tells us more.
All of these puns have me in tears, I swear. I am currently growing out my hair after cutting it all off to be donated. It has gone through every awkward stage imaginable, including the constantly-in-my-eyes stage, the is-it-long-enough-for-a-ponytail stage, and, of course, the mullet. After a few weeks of dealing with the mullet, I decided to cut it, and that is how I ended up with this mess. I have heard Shrek quotes everywhere I have gone since and I can't stop laughing at myself. Thank you for making my night, everybody.
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Thatepicperson 14
Should've checked yourself before you shreked yourself
UnluckyLatina 22
Do you know the muffin man?
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Comments (96)
Lars93 18
atleast people will recognize you.
TheBelt 19
Atleast he looks like a movie star.
Swandive235 27
Shrek is love, shrek is life.
johnrdz3 24
I probably would if she has Lord Farquads haircut but not as him but as.... ... ... Dora
daisylokes 16
aww well at least it will grow out soon :) maybe try wearing a hat? hope you feel better, op :)
Liamj774 36
Well go a Farquaad all the people who think you look bad
AnOriginalName 19
That pun was Farquawkward.
Thatepicperson 14
It's all ogre now laddeh
kmaheynoway 25
#9 - That pun was Far, Far Away from being good.
besosforme 26
No, I disagree! I thought it was excellent, once upon a time! Charmingly so. :)
ZombieVampirez 24
Don't chime in if you can't keep up
Rkikkas9713 25
Same goes to you, there's no need to be so disreshrekful.
UnluckyLatina 22
Do you know the muffin man?
rhysfucker 24
On Drury lane?
Thatepicperson 14
WHAT ARE YOU DOIN IN MAH SWAMP!!?!?!!!!
codytallica 38
Damn! Stole my comment! lol
whitnayfortooh 29
well... she's married to the muffin man.,.... THE MUFFIN MAN?!?!?!!! THE MUFFIN MAN!!!!!!!!
PenguinBitch 44
Nooo! Not the gum drops..buttons.
ComoEsJuan 24
Did you go to Short Cuts?
tinkdatank 15
Get out of my swamp!!!
katydid91 31
I will, if you get the dead broad off my table!
Wutdafuqq 24
Are you as tall as Lord Farquaad too?
Ihavegas 22
dashing!
santosb1 11
He was quite an attractive character, you may have yourself a princess!
henrylikestreats 22
That would be pretty nice, but I don't think my boyfriend would approve!
Thatepicperson 14
Should've checked yourself before you shreked yourself
Lorenzo1102 21
Have you been waiting foreverafter to comment this?
elcee1987 18
I would normally downvote such lameness, but you backed it up with a profile pic. I approve.
henrylikestreats 22
All of the cookies for you, #12.
ConstantlyAnna 8
I feel like this comment wins the internet today :)
Grammer_Nazzi 9
Attend a costume party while it hasn't grown out yet!