Today, I texted my boyfriend of two years and asked if he wanted to go to ball with me. His response was "The person you are trying to message cancelled their phone service and moved to Mexico. Taco taco burrito." I'll take that as a no. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I left for vacation in Mexico. Upon landing, I received a text message from the guy I've been seeing. It read, "Sorry, I'm not boyfriend material. Have a good trip." I paid 75 cents to get dumped, internationally. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I wouldn't be able to get any time off work to go to Mexico with him, and that we'd have to get our tickets refunded, and reschedule. He said not to bother, and that he already had someone else in mind to take with him. FML
Today, a boy I'm not even dating took it upon himself to tell me that we would never work out. Via text message. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by text at 1:30 am because he didn't want to give me "the dread of answering a phone call." When I asked him for an explanation, his reply was, "For what?" FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend, and he pretended he was a Burger King employee who found a lost phone, just so that he wouldn't have to talk to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML
Today, the guy I've been flirting with for a week, and would be meeting in two days, sent me a message that he wouldn't be able to text me this evening because he'll be on a date. FML
Today, I texted the guy I went out with last night. He'd told me he’d text me when he got home, but he never did. Cracking a joke, I asked him if he was homeless or something, since he broke his word. He replied, “No, I’m just not that into you. Have a nice life.” FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend, asking him to meet me when he finished work. Paranoid as he is, he took this to mean that I wanted to break up with him, and is ghosting me into oblivion. All I wanted was to see him on our 4-year anniversary. FML
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Top comments
RoboCunnilingus 23
Either he was joking or that's nacho boyfriend anymore.
JMichael 26
Your boyfriend sounds like a prick.
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Comments (126)
The_Paladin 16
go with someone else
Aqualuna_Raven 5
You have to admit, that is pretty funny xD
AnmolArora 15
Nice way to say no must say!!!:-D
invisibleunicorn 7
Haha #7 lol
06cobaltSSftw 7
That's racist.
honeymoonroyale 20
LOL "Taco taco burrito". He's a dick for doing that, but that part was funny.
Tinad01 12
It was quite obvious that he was just kidding. Give him a break. Try to work on a sense of humor people!
Leewannabe 10
Me no understand... I guess neither me nor OP is on the ball;)
Robert1989 9
now when he message you for sex you can write the the person you are trying to message has turned lesbian lick lick not going to suck you dick.
XxxAnitaxxX 14
That's funny. I probably be laughing to hard to be mad.