Today, my roommate walked in on me going down on my girlfriend in our shared living area. She was embarrassed for about 20 seconds, then pushed my head back down and told me to keep going until he comes back. FML
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Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML
Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for two months. FML
Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close the door as I've seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML
Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close it because I'd seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML
Today, I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with another man. Her main reaction was to get mad at me for not knocking. FML
Today, my roommate's boyfriend professed his love to me. I kicked him out, and he stood outside the door calling my name until he saw my roommate coming down the hall. They both came in and he acted like nothing happened. FML
Today, I invited my new girlfriend over for the first time. My roommate thought it would be funny to go on a porn site on my computer and leave it up. She saw it, freaked out, slapped me, and left. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate having sex in my bed, because apparently hers is "for sleeping only". FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 months walked in on me naked while I was on the toilet. She proceeded to tell me that she wants to watch me taking a dump. I'm both shocked and too hard to do what she told me. FML
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cuz803 46
LMAOOOOO Unless your roommate was sour about it, I don't see too much of a problem here! If I was someone's roommate and walked in on them doing a sexual act, I'd be courteous, apologize and give them the private moment they need. You gotta pleasure her regardless somehow. So did you comply? I know I sure as hell would. **** it 😂
jessgio1979 5
well they are doing it in the common space. If the roomate doesn't care and also your girlfriend. it's your choice
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cuz803 46
LMAOOOOO Unless your roommate was sour about it, I don't see too much of a problem here! If I was someone's roommate and walked in on them doing a sexual act, I'd be courteous, apologize and give them the private moment they need. You gotta pleasure her regardless somehow. So did you comply? I know I sure as hell would. **** it 😂
jessgio1979 5
well they are doing it in the common space. If the roomate doesn't care and also your girlfriend. it's your choice
rainbowdonnareed 18
Why in the common area of the house
bleachedraven 14
It's great to be sexually adventurous and be sure of yourselves...maybe some courtesy for the housemates though? If they don't care, then by all means don't let it ruin a good time. Could be awkward afterwards though. Sex is natural, but most people are private about it.