Today, I texted my boyfriend of two years and asked if he wanted to go to ball with me. His response was "The person you are trying to message cancelled their phone service and moved to Mexico. Taco taco burrito." I'll take that as a no. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I left for vacation in Mexico. Upon landing, I received a text message from the guy I've been seeing. It read, "Sorry, I'm not boyfriend material. Have a good trip." I paid 75 cents to get dumped, internationally. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I wouldn't be able to get any time off work to go to Mexico with him, and that we'd have to get our tickets refunded, and reschedule. He said not to bother, and that he already had someone else in mind to take with him. FML
Today, a boy I'm not even dating took it upon himself to tell me that we would never work out. Via text message. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by text at 1:30 am because he didn't want to give me "the dread of answering a phone call." When I asked him for an explanation, his reply was, "For what?" FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend, and he pretended he was a Burger King employee who found a lost phone, just so that he wouldn't have to talk to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML
Today, the guy I've been flirting with for a week, and would be meeting in two days, sent me a message that he wouldn't be able to text me this evening because he'll be on a date. FML
Today, I texted the guy I went out with last night. He'd told me he’d text me when he got home, but he never did. Cracking a joke, I asked him if he was homeless or something, since he broke his word. He replied, “No, I’m just not that into you. Have a nice life.” FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend, asking him to meet me when he finished work. Paranoid as he is, he took this to mean that I wanted to break up with him, and is ghosting me into oblivion. All I wanted was to see him on our 4-year anniversary. FML
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RoboCunnilingus 23
Either he was joking or that's nacho boyfriend anymore.
JMichael 26
Your boyfriend sounds like a prick.
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Comments (126)
jdf2 10
There is something wrong with your boyfriend. If any girl even if it wasn't my girlfriend/crush asked me to go somewhere with them I would say yes. Of course if I had a girlfriend I would ask my girlfriend if it's ok so I do t make her jealous. To me that's just the polite thing to do...
mk8833 9
If he always acts that dumb you should let him go.
mata2 7
Sounds like a dick but he does watch south park so ya. Call him and ask him WTF see what is going on.
sarahbevan20 11
A ball...? Ok, Cinderella.
thepelvicwoo 8
I'm laughing so hard right now. A simple no would have sufficed, I'm sure, but his response was hilarious either way!
pookiebear1001 13
That sucks! But I agree you should forget him
Hypnotic5206 10
what a asshole...
xyluna 5
ditch that ******* dick. I've had enough of girls being in relationships that goes 1 way; the way the guy cums.
PO_linesman 4
How do you know he wrote the reply himself? It could quite easily be one of his "friends" playing with his phone. I've had "friends" who would do that. It would kinda suck if you let some third party ruin your relationship with a prank like that.
Alhamdulilah 15
I actually thought that it was a smart way to decline an invitation. Besides he inspired you to FML 'bout it, OP!