Today, I texted my boyfriend of two years and asked if he wanted to go to ball with me. His response was "The person you are trying to message cancelled their phone service and moved to Mexico. Taco taco burrito." I'll take that as a no. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I left for vacation in Mexico. Upon landing, I received a text message from the guy I've been seeing. It read, "Sorry, I'm not boyfriend material. Have a good trip." I paid 75 cents to get dumped, internationally. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I wouldn't be able to get any time off work to go to Mexico with him, and that we'd have to get our tickets refunded, and reschedule. He said not to bother, and that he already had someone else in mind to take with him. FML
Today, a boy I'm not even dating took it upon himself to tell me that we would never work out. Via text message. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by text at 1:30 am because he didn't want to give me "the dread of answering a phone call." When I asked him for an explanation, his reply was, "For what?" FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend, and he pretended he was a Burger King employee who found a lost phone, just so that he wouldn't have to talk to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML
Today, the guy I've been flirting with for a week, and would be meeting in two days, sent me a message that he wouldn't be able to text me this evening because he'll be on a date. FML
Today, I texted the guy I went out with last night. He'd told me he’d text me when he got home, but he never did. Cracking a joke, I asked him if he was homeless or something, since he broke his word. He replied, “No, I’m just not that into you. Have a nice life.” FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend, asking him to meet me when he finished work. Paranoid as he is, he took this to mean that I wanted to break up with him, and is ghosting me into oblivion. All I wanted was to see him on our 4-year anniversary. FML
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Top comments
RoboCunnilingus 23
Either he was joking or that's nacho boyfriend anymore.
JMichael 26
Your boyfriend sounds like a prick.
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Comments (126)
False_Stupidity 42
Maybe it's just me, but I feel that that there ought to be something between the words "to" and "ball" in the wording of this FML, perhaps it should be "to a ball" or "to the ball"
False_Stupidity 42
That's what I thought too, but most seem to be assuming she meant to go to a ball, as in a dance. Besides, what guy in his right mind would reject an offer of sex, especially in such a douche way? So i'm inclined to assume that its a dance as well.
Mshrodes 13
Well the FML says "to go to ball with me" and not "if he wanted to ball with me"so I'm pretty sure she's talking about a dance, which is a something that's much more likely to be rejected by a guy than sex.
jdwmoore 5
ydi
darren8haim 1
Sux
sickerthanyou 13
Don't complain!, if he is really in Mexico ask him to sent you plenty of tacos and burritos!
Km1490 20
i thought it was a funny way of saying no..
mattrd_fml 31
Taco taco, burrito, taco taco don't think just because a got a lot of money gonna give you taco flavored kisses honey.
cjlerch 29
What?
mattrd_fml 31
YouTube "taco flavored kisses."
olpally 33
Your bf is a jerk face. I hope you broke up with him.
weveallbeenthere 30
he probably read something like that before on here so he thought he was being funny.
worldclassrager 41
What a response...why didn't he take you with him?
strike2867 13
Maybe he was just drunk or high.