Today, I texted my boyfriend of two years and asked if he wanted to go to ball with me. His response was "The person you are trying to message cancelled their phone service and moved to Mexico. Taco taco burrito." I'll take that as a no. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I left for vacation in Mexico. Upon landing, I received a text message from the guy I've been seeing. It read, "Sorry, I'm not boyfriend material. Have a good trip." I paid 75 cents to get dumped, internationally. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I wouldn't be able to get any time off work to go to Mexico with him, and that we'd have to get our tickets refunded, and reschedule. He said not to bother, and that he already had someone else in mind to take with him. FML
Today, a boy I'm not even dating took it upon himself to tell me that we would never work out. Via text message. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by text at 1:30 am because he didn't want to give me "the dread of answering a phone call." When I asked him for an explanation, his reply was, "For what?" FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend, and he pretended he was a Burger King employee who found a lost phone, just so that he wouldn't have to talk to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML
Today, the guy I've been flirting with for a week, and would be meeting in two days, sent me a message that he wouldn't be able to text me this evening because he'll be on a date. FML
Today, I texted the guy I went out with last night. He'd told me he’d text me when he got home, but he never did. Cracking a joke, I asked him if he was homeless or something, since he broke his word. He replied, “No, I’m just not that into you. Have a nice life.” FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend, asking him to meet me when he finished work. Paranoid as he is, he took this to mean that I wanted to break up with him, and is ghosting me into oblivion. All I wanted was to see him on our 4-year anniversary. FML
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Top comments
RoboCunnilingus 23
Either he was joking or that's nacho boyfriend anymore.
JMichael 26
Your boyfriend sounds like a prick.
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JMichael 26
Your boyfriend sounds like a prick.
thejewishfuhrer 17
An immature prick at that.
HKCgrimmjow 15
Well to be honest, if he was a prick she would have probably known by now. My guess is he's just being a bit of an ass and joking around with you!
Amoondris 17
Every pretty girl deserves to go to a ball.
Exhaling 12
I say any girl deserves to go to a ball, but that's just me.
extrasnipes 22
no he sounds like the whole cactus.
bellebe1998 16
I'm thinking someone took his phone...at least talk to him first before jumping to conclusions OP. Best of luck!!
BradTheBrony 19
87, what if Hitler was a girl?
niallo 23
Hitler wasn't pretty.
TheTacoMan 24
The thing is though, nobody wants someone who is constantly serious... A boy is supposed to be immature. That's what we do, and have fun with it! Take your relationship less seriously
chevygirl23 17
Well that was a lil rude. Whatta douche.
ilovemychem 22
He's obvs too stupid to come up with a good answer, you probably shouldn't want him anymore
cyttex 13
Obvs? And you're calling someone else stupid..
ChevyRedneck85 13
#30 she's 15 you expect anything less?
zBLAKEz 23
When I was 15 I used perfect grammar and spelling. Just because someone is young doesn't automatically mean they can't spell.
raycewaytapp 1
taco taco burrito
xerbrus 14
and everyone on this site is pretty much an asshole and don't mind acting like it.
euphoricness 28
52 don't you mean talko talko?
Schizomaniac 24
60, that's what happens when people are able to post anonymously to a crowd of individuals they're likely never going to come into contact with.
graffitied_love 20
That is rather childish. Is he always this immature? FYL
AustinDenton 22
That has to be the best way to say no ever
thatonegirlnic 10
He should know burritos aren't even true Mexican food. Smh.
SamCat 21
Burritos are mexican, it's food like carne asada chips/fries that are not even found in Mexico (just southern Cali).
rosenkrieger223 24
#88, As someone that lives in SoCal, it might as well be Mexico. On average, at least half of the population here is Mexican (legal and illegal). just an observation I've made.
SamCat 21
I would know :) I'm a mexican-american who lives 15min from the border ^_^
Guy11 17
Actually you can find those in Mexico and burritos aren't Mexican. This is coming from someone who has lived in Mexico.
hopzebordah 4
Burritos aren't Mexican food.
RoboCunnilingus 23
Either he was joking or that's nacho boyfriend anymore.
sunshine41196 12
i see what you did there #7! :D
DragonDude 24
I don't think you'll be able to taco 'bout it either, OP.
mjdjoy 5
Either he really hates balls/parties or hes 12 years old i'm guessing.
slytherbitch 15
I've never met a man that's hated balls.
Cass_x 22
weeeeell.. he is a guy.. most don't like to dance.. but he just could've said "no". on the other hand, you've been together for two years, in a relationship you have to give and take. if he doesn't wanna do this for you, I'd rethink my relationship if I were you. unless you don't do anything for him.. then you two deserve eachother (:
illegalbeagle69 23
Well, for one, ever watched Harry Potter? Neville loved to dance, guess what? He's a guy. Two, I'm pretty sure the giving and taking goes both ways. And three, I think his message was pretty clear, and there is no relationship to rethink. (:
phatdaddy62 23
Harry Potter is fiction.
xerbrus 14
it was a valid example plenty of guys love to dance. How many female break dancers do you know of?
anonymuse_fml 31
I watched a female break dancer win a dance competition a few months ago.... There's a lot of B-Girls...
Enslaved 38
But did you explain that he could be the one to dress up as Batman?
Phoebe_Buffay 14
I've been waiting for someone to make that reference haha