Today, my boyfriend dumped me by text at 1:30 am because he didn't want to give me "the dread of answering a phone call." When I asked him for an explanation, his reply was, "For what?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
Today, this guy I was seeing dumped me for "bombarding" him with text messages. I'd sent him one text asking if he was okay, after he stood me up 2 nights in a row. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to text him when I got home after driving 40 miles in bad weather from his house back to mine. When I did, he broke up with me. FML
Today, I received a text from my boyfriend breaking up with me. Not only was this a bit cowardly but he'd also sent it in a reply to our last interaction on our phones, a group chat with some of our friends, who started commenting with sad face emojis before I had even had the chance to see it. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. He decided he would be a gentleman and do this to me at work, over text, during a rush of unsympathetic customers, the day before our anniversary. FML
Today, at exactly midnight, I get a text from my boyfriend saying we were done. I had just seen him 4 hours ago when we were out celebrating my birthday, and asked why he didnt just tell me then. He replies 'I couldn't break up with you on your birthday but i wanted it to be over ASAP' FML
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dva976 7
You're better off. If he doesn't have the balls and decency to confront you in person to tell you something like that.
eigelste 0
1 30 am I think he was with another girl
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Comments (90)
dva976 7
You're better off. If he doesn't have the balls and decency to confront you in person to tell you something like that.
Pixxio_O 11
Instead, he's got a vajayjay which he's trying to hide from you.
csickcman 11
OP. are you sure it wasn't his mother writing the text? I've seen it before.
kewlkate 9
He could have been out with friends and they were maybe pranking you? It's a possibility and makes sense because he didn't want to talk over the phone, either.
SuperKnuckels 6
To be honest depending on situation cause idk. im just gonna say ydi because of you girls loving the retarded assholes. no nice guys for youuu.
nate_msm 0
12 wasn't there an FML on that last week?
BackToSq1 4
YDI!!! I love the way women think! they are attracted to assholes and then they are shocked when they act like assholes.
TheBlackRussian 13
Why does it take "balls" to tell someone that you don't want to be with them? And breaking up is never "decent".
Redoxx_fml 22
Smart man...not really
kamikrazy 6
He didn't want to wake you. Be grateful.
Branflakes78 13
Read the FML!! he didn't want to answer her call nothing about calling her!! and she was awake if he read it at 130 am!!
Shafreeka 8
That's really not what the FML said.
eigelste 0
1 30 am I think he was with another girl
Calyx_fml 22
She texted you.
musicluvr2000 11
He has enough dignity to not wake you up
d_unsub 12
If he didn't want to wake her up he would sms her in the morning. he is just the type of guy that we call "smooth peanut-butter" cos He Got No Nuts
BeccaHugs 17
If he'd had balls he would of told her to her face.
musicluvr2000 11
Ikr FYI I was being sarcastic lol
noncomposmentis 6
The correct word should be 'decency' anyway.
Sumo69 9
That means he's scared to talk to you who wants to date someone they're scared to talk to.
ProhibitionRose 14
...what?
austin1616 2
Lay off the pot....
SaMmIMonster96 6
Shew, breakup texts always suck. :/ sorry OP
DrMime 10
Are you sure it wasn't a mis-text? He could've meant that he was taking a dump at 1:30 AM! If I know what us guys like, you should have gone over there and given him the ceremonial blumpkin!!!
BarDownDaily 12
Yeah, I'm sure.
Mearemoi 14
Why would someone text their girlfriend about taking a dump? At 1:30 AM too!
419 0
I notice a lot of your comments get thumbed down... Maybe you should stop commenting unless you like getting thumbed down.
ProhibitionRose 14
No, no... He's posted some funny ones. He's a mime after all, not everyone appreciates them and they are hard to understand :/
DrMime 10
Breaking up over text is really immature! If he's not 'man' enough to do it in person then he just might be a female.
ProhibitionRose 14
I don't know why people thumbed you down. That's actually a valid point. Breaking up with someone via text message is extremely immature. Haters gonna hate though I guess.
kreepers 6
Because his comment is degrading women. Cut the stereotypes and baseless legends on women's immaturity, incapacity, weaknesses and blah; truth is, if you want to use 'man' as a measure of toughness, then many women can be considered 'man-er' than all you men. The OP had a sucky bf does not equal to he's a female. Your analogy is very insulting for women. What the hell rubbish ideologies did you grow up with.
DrMime 10
52- you fail hard. The joke is that he's so not a man that the dial spins in a 180 and lands in the opposite gender.
maronofhearts 19
Says the guy with the -15 comment rating
ProhibitionRose 14
People are way too serious. It was supposed to insult the guy, not women in general. You see one thing that could be even slightly degrading and start bitching. Feminists really get on my ******* nerves. As a woman, I have no problem saying that in the strength department I am not equal to a man. Regardless, it'd be less offensive to just say that OP's ex-boyfriend isn't a man in general since people have to get butt hurt over insulting a douchebag.
ninjuh_wingman 29
He was busy changing his tampon so he only had time to text you rather than have a conversation.
CityCunt 0
Manpon**