Today, I talked to a girl I like. I tried to make her jealous by telling her I had a "thing" going with another girl. She looked deeply into my eyes and said, "Wait, aren't you gay?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
Today, I decided to do something nice and compliment a stranger. I told a girl that I liked her skirt and that it looked good on her. She just rolled her eyes at me and said, "I'm not gay". FML
Today, I found out the reason my crush has been talking so openly to me. Not because she likes me back, but because she thinks I'm gay. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I really feel about her, due in no small part to how flirty she's been towards me lately. Turns out she's really just a skank and was trying to make my best friend "jealous". He's gay. FML
Today, I saw the girl I've been crushing hard on. I go up to talk to her, and I'm immediately greeted by, "I like girls." FML
Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well, I'm still not attracted to you though." FML
Today, a girl I've liked for the longest time kept asking me to reveal my "deepest secret" in exchange for hers. Thinking this was flirting, I told her my secret was that I liked her. Her secret was that she was a "lesbian and just had to tell somebody." FML
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Top comments
foxwasalamb 24
serves you right. mind games aren't cool
wtfidkwtp 8
Tying to make her jealous is not how to win over a girl!
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Comments (100)
hrpuffstuff69 8
no more wearing pink shirts from now on.
cjwayy 22
That's manipulative. And being manipulative is unnattractive. YDI.
mosquito19 14
you should layoff on your childish games. that's why she's not interested in you.
JLUD 8
Mate that's rough
Journiexo 18
You don't "try to make her jealous ". YDI
Olivia93 20
Sorry OP but YDI never try playing mind games with anyone
SpcNemo 10
Wait, people still try to do this? Lol. YDI dude, mind games don't work hoss.
Zebediabolical 45
Did you see this move on some PUA site or some shitty movie? There's a reason most people don't use it. It fails most of the time.
Um_Awkward_ 12
Shit just got real...
sexual_girl 15
Girls are so not impressed when a guy tells us he has a "thing" going with another girl(s). It just puts us off and makes us not interested.
amisenho 11
Indeed. It may make his bros jealous, but certainly not potential romantic interests.