Today, I started my job as one of those sign spinners. About an hour later, some people drove up, yelled, "Bitch, get off my corner," and threw water balloons at me. My boss made me keep working in the soaking wet outfit. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as a restaurant hostess, I fell into the fountain at work while carrying a high chair in front of several large parties, who all promptly laughed at me. We were so busy, I had to stay and finish my shift soaking wet. FML
Today, I was at work. I'm a sign spinner. Lots of other employees shares stories of how they have been flashed by 18 year old hot chicks as they drive by. I got flashed by a 45 year old, 300lbs lady. FML
Today, my boss drove past me while I was walking to work, and splashing mud over my uniform. When I got to work, he criticized me for showing up in unpresentable condition. FML
Today, I was walking my dog, and a whole bunch of teenagers were driving around my neighborhood throwing water balloons at people. They followed me for 3 blocks. FML
Today, my friend threw a milkshake at a guy spinning a sign on the side of the road. The guy stormed over and dragged my friend out the car window. When I jumped out to help, I'd forgotten to put my car in park, and it rolled across the street and hit a ditch. Then the sign spinner kicked both our asses. FML
Today, I was security at a shopping centre and tried to stop a guy from drinking in public. He told me to fuck off and "go play cops and robbers somewhere else", so I tried to escort him to the security office. He picked me up with one hand and threw me in the fountain. My boss let him go with a warning. I hate my job. FML
Today, on my first day of work, I got fired after 45 minutes. FML
Today, being so desperate for money, I accepted a job in which I get shot at with paintballs for six hours. FML
Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML
Today, I slipped at work while putting out a "wet floor" sign to make sure the customers didn't slip. FML
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Top comments
easyprey 8
If you spin the sign fast enough maybe it would of dried you off
WCARlover 35
Those prostitutes are defensive of their corners!
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Comments (95)
kphippie 0
I would have quit right there that's bull
Tay94 15
LMFAO haha thats funny as ****!!
OwenBicker 14
FML? Speak for yourself. As someone who used to be a sign spinner, I would be eternally grateful for something to cool me off in the middle of the day. Water balloons would work wonderfully.
mannguy 3
You totally deserve it...I mean get off there corner bro
Sundaysilence05 0
my job is holding signs fml... what OP's post should of been
aj_alex 0
You must work for arrow ads. Red shirt. Lol
bubo_fml 11
U should partner up w/ the prostitute and share advertising space...Try standing next to her in a banana suit while she plys her wares. Politely negotiate with the pimp for a cut of the take...
bubbleslovescats 1
Get an extra (:
Vega4628 2
I'm sorry :( I suggest you quit, that boss of yours sounds like an asshole.
dolphinhead 3
You should have threw the sign at them and yelled " take that b****!"