Today, I started my job as one of those sign spinners. About an hour later, some people drove up, yelled, "Bitch, get off my corner," and threw water balloons at me. My boss made me keep working in the soaking wet outfit. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as a restaurant hostess, I fell into the fountain at work while carrying a high chair in front of several large parties, who all promptly laughed at me. We were so busy, I had to stay and finish my shift soaking wet. FML
Today, I was at work. I'm a sign spinner. Lots of other employees shares stories of how they have been flashed by 18 year old hot chicks as they drive by. I got flashed by a 45 year old, 300lbs lady. FML
Today, my boss drove past me while I was walking to work, and splashing mud over my uniform. When I got to work, he criticized me for showing up in unpresentable condition. FML
Today, I was walking my dog, and a whole bunch of teenagers were driving around my neighborhood throwing water balloons at people. They followed me for 3 blocks. FML
Today, my friend threw a milkshake at a guy spinning a sign on the side of the road. The guy stormed over and dragged my friend out the car window. When I jumped out to help, I'd forgotten to put my car in park, and it rolled across the street and hit a ditch. Then the sign spinner kicked both our asses. FML
Today, I was security at a shopping centre and tried to stop a guy from drinking in public. He told me to fuck off and "go play cops and robbers somewhere else", so I tried to escort him to the security office. He picked me up with one hand and threw me in the fountain. My boss let him go with a warning. I hate my job. FML
Today, on my first day of work, I got fired after 45 minutes. FML
Today, being so desperate for money, I accepted a job in which I get shot at with paintballs for six hours. FML
Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML
Today, I slipped at work while putting out a "wet floor" sign to make sure the customers didn't slip. FML
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Top comments
easyprey 8
If you spin the sign fast enough maybe it would of dried you off
WCARlover 35
Those prostitutes are defensive of their corners!
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Comments (95)
linkinpark98 24
"BITCH, IT AIN'T YO MONEY!"
Ruffclue 9
Price is right.
hecallsmedarlin 7
Not only does that suck, but what a dick move on your boss's part. Really. Your first day, could of gave you a break.... Must suck knowing you're stuck with a douch for a boss now. I realize you just started, but sounds like it might be time to look for something better!
ICastillo 25
Ya I agree you should of just said **** it and left
BlackBlazeCobra 16
At least the water will keep you cool?
groupleader 7
Well, Bitch...did you move on down the road? You were owned.
hecallsmedarlin 7
^if you were trying to be funny, you seriously failed...horribly. That may be one of the most retarded attempts I've ever heard, congratulations.
Devin91 20
Bitch, get off her corner.
Ugi 27
You're sure it was _water_ in those balloons? FYL
michaeljcaboose 7
You sure they were balloons?
Teabubbles 8
i hope those were balloons and not breast implants.....
SqueakyChipmunk 22
One woman had fake breast implants (almost ballons) and went on a plane. There were air bubbles in them, and when they got too high, they exploded, killing her. I love 1000 ways to die.
BecomeMine 0
What a bitch your boss is :/ bad luck
rubberduckie94 13
You have to hand it to her she had a good arm to hit you in the face. And who the hell drives around with water balloons in their. Car?
perdix 31
"Take this job and shove it!"