Today, my boss drove past me while I was walking to work, and splashing mud over my uniform. When I got to work, he criticized me for showing up in unpresentable condition. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML
Today, my boss reprimanded me for a huge screw-up that he was responsible for. FML
Today, I woke up late, got ready within 10 minutes, and drove to work. I walked in and apologized to my boss. He said, "Go home, it's your day off…" Walk of Shame. FML
Today, like every day, my boss was complaining about something or other, but this time it was work that I knew he'd done himself, and he still blamed me. FML
Today, my boss recognized my shoes under the stall wall and had a conversation with me while we were both taking a dump. I had severe diarrhea. FML
Today, I was on my way to work and someone cut me off. I then switched lanes and sped past the person as I flipped them off. What I didn't notice was that the person that cut me off was my boss. He's been shooting me dirty looks from across the room all morning. FML
Today, someone I work with embarrassed me in front of everyone in my job; because I wasn’t doing something the way she liked during our meeting this morning. I ended up crying in front of my boss. FML
Today, I got in a car accident on the way to work. I received an abusive phone call from my boss saying he shouldn't have to cover my lazy ass. I was driving to cover his shift because he was too drunk to show up to work. FML
Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me for leaving on time. After months of management hounding us about our overtime, I get in trouble for doing what I was supposed to do. FML
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Top comments
AutumnHerondale 14
Your boss will get what he deserves, don't worry.
shay_serendipity 29
Okay, if he didn't recognize you when he drove past, that makes it a little less bad on his part. But if he knew he was the reason for getting mud all over yourself and he still had the nerve to call you out on it, he's an asshole. Sorry OP.
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Comments (63)
AutumnHerondale 14
Your boss will get what he deserves, don't worry.
BigLatchZatch 14
Karma will get him >:)
adrian1910 15
Karma doesn't exist.
ChocolateScyther 19
good and bad things happen regardless of whether you're good or bad yourself. but this "leave it to karma" or "karma's got your back" stuff is ridiculous. something bad will happen to your boss, OP, but that's because bad things always happen to people. same with good things.
sayyestothedress 24
#23 preach
orbit 22
Then explain the show My Name is Earl.
cryssycakesx3 23
then I wonder what OP did to deserve a mud bath...
GentlemanBastard 15
Evidence points to the universe being random. Karma is as strange an idea as a virgin birth, or the power of prayer.
GentlemanBastard 15
Are you talking about asexual reproduction? If so, that's totally not the same thing.
shay_serendipity 29
Okay, if he didn't recognize you when he drove past, that makes it a little less bad on his part. But if he knew he was the reason for getting mud all over yourself and he still had the nerve to call you out on it, he's an asshole. Sorry OP.
leaper66 12
What a jerk.
nataliewby 25
What goes around comes around OP. He'll get what's coming to him sooner or later
sweetbliss3 37
just tell him that's his fault. but yes, mud would not be very presentable.
devildog562 33
Your boss is a jerk regardless. Obviously you were splashed on the way in and him being the one that did it is another issue.
Rizzen 27
thats when you take revenge on him by using laxatives so he soils his trousers
HappyItalian 38
That's when you pull out your birthday suit.
PenguinBitch 44
How about you give your boss a hug for being honest with you. ;)
itsjusttofunny 8
ydi for going to work like that. I would have went home, called my boss and told him that I quit.
RBW_Slave 9
And then you would be living with your parents for another 10 years...