Today, I started hooking up with a guy I've liked for a while. We got pretty into it and he went into my underwear, looking confused. When I asked him what was wrong, his response was: "I can't find it." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my crush and I were hooking up and as he slipped his hands up my shirt in order to "feel me up" he started rubbing around my whole torso. When I asked him what he was doing, he replied, "Well I was looking for your boobs but… apparently you have none." FML
Today, I was hooking up with a guy I just met. Things were getting hot and heavy and he asked me if I had a condom. I said no, and to which he replied "that's okay, we can just use a sock" and pulled his sock off of his left foot. FML
Today, I was hooking up with a guy for the first time and he told me I was in luck. When I asked why he replied, "I like little boobs." FML
Today, I was trying to be sexy and rub my boyfriend's un-aroused package while we were watching a movie. I couldn't find it. FML
Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML
Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend of two years. I realized I was going to be late for work, so I asked him to hand me my underwear. I had never seen the underwear he gave me before. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my amazing boyfriend. As we were getting dressed, I realized I had lost my bra. After intense searching I finally found it and put it on. It wasn't mine. FML
Today, I hooked up with a guy. He didn't last 30 seconds before finishing, Then his car wouldn't start. I ended up walking home after a hook up that wasn't worth it. FML
Today, as I was getting dressed after a shower, I spent a good 30 seconds searching for my underwear… which I'd already put on at that point. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
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maskedman 9
Apparently he never had the "boys have a penis and girls have a ******" talk with his mommy and daddy.
Rickymonkeypants 0
omg that is the fml of the day
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Comments (244)
ladyluck82 9
ummm... that's just disgusting...YDI TOTALLY for not learning how to keep your lilly nicely kept! Next time (well ALWAYS shave!!!!) The 70's called...they want their hair back!
sabatical 0
^win
goonie85 0
Haha. The ad at the bottom of my screen (on my iPod app) had a search bar with "lily paintings" typed in. Just a funny coincidence I guess.
420smoke420 3
I think he was looking for the pussy troll
richmore48 0
pillow pants!!
geoLa16 0
LOL needs 2 shave rofl
glbill 0
he must be blind or retarded because it's pretty hard to miss
epiclyamazinly 0
seriously... grosss!
MF12 0
......
Xerofight 0
that guy should change teams and learn to play tummy sticks.
morgan020 0
This is why you date older guys. not the ones you age. they always know how to find it.
Devolver 0
Maybe he's one of them sammich guys and was looking for something that's obvious not there.
xcalx85 0
Did he think it was coin operated? He was probably looking for the coin slot not the sweet spot