Today, I started hooking up with a guy I've liked for a while. We got pretty into it and he went into my underwear, looking confused. When I asked him what was wrong, his response was: "I can't find it." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my crush and I were hooking up and as he slipped his hands up my shirt in order to "feel me up" he started rubbing around my whole torso. When I asked him what he was doing, he replied, "Well I was looking for your boobs but… apparently you have none." FML
Today, I was hooking up with a guy I just met. Things were getting hot and heavy and he asked me if I had a condom. I said no, and to which he replied "that's okay, we can just use a sock" and pulled his sock off of his left foot. FML
Today, I was hooking up with a guy for the first time and he told me I was in luck. When I asked why he replied, "I like little boobs." FML
Today, I was trying to be sexy and rub my boyfriend's un-aroused package while we were watching a movie. I couldn't find it. FML
Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML
Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend of two years. I realized I was going to be late for work, so I asked him to hand me my underwear. I had never seen the underwear he gave me before. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my amazing boyfriend. As we were getting dressed, I realized I had lost my bra. After intense searching I finally found it and put it on. It wasn't mine. FML
Today, I hooked up with a guy. He didn't last 30 seconds before finishing, Then his car wouldn't start. I ended up walking home after a hook up that wasn't worth it. FML
Today, as I was getting dressed after a shower, I spent a good 30 seconds searching for my underwear… which I'd already put on at that point. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
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maskedman 9
Apparently he never had the "boys have a penis and girls have a ******" talk with his mommy and daddy.
Rickymonkeypants 0
omg that is the fml of the day
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Comments (244)
Classless 0
Help a brother out!
schwange 0
...i think that dude in the post is me. ultra FML
washing_machine 0
it happens to the best of us. i'm sorry it had to happen to you. guys are just assholes.
Chocolate_Chunk 2
Sexist much?
glitterbabe224 0
does this meen he thought you were a guy and couldn't find your dick..or your just really hairy and gross? either way; fyl.
slagger123 0
if you don't shave or at least keep it well maintained then you totally deserve it, it's your own fault, don't blame the guy for not wanting to go near it. If i'm with a girl and it's a total mess down there I will literally make up some excuse and just leave, it's ******* nasty...
Tunabut 0
Maybe he thought you were a dude :(
haitilover 0
shave bitch
karishmo 2
either he thinks girls have dicks ands a dumbass or u just have to much pubes?!
SacredHorses 0
or he thought you were a transvestite and is really ghay
racemolina 0
nasty dike bitch