Today, I started hooking up with a guy I've liked for a while. We got pretty into it and he went into my underwear, looking confused. When I asked him what was wrong, his response was: "I can't find it." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my crush and I were hooking up and as he slipped his hands up my shirt in order to "feel me up" he started rubbing around my whole torso. When I asked him what he was doing, he replied, "Well I was looking for your boobs but… apparently you have none." FML
Today, I was hooking up with a guy I just met. Things were getting hot and heavy and he asked me if I had a condom. I said no, and to which he replied "that's okay, we can just use a sock" and pulled his sock off of his left foot. FML
Today, I was hooking up with a guy for the first time and he told me I was in luck. When I asked why he replied, "I like little boobs." FML
Today, I was trying to be sexy and rub my boyfriend's un-aroused package while we were watching a movie. I couldn't find it. FML
Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML
Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend of two years. I realized I was going to be late for work, so I asked him to hand me my underwear. I had never seen the underwear he gave me before. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my amazing boyfriend. As we were getting dressed, I realized I had lost my bra. After intense searching I finally found it and put it on. It wasn't mine. FML
Today, I hooked up with a guy. He didn't last 30 seconds before finishing, Then his car wouldn't start. I ended up walking home after a hook up that wasn't worth it. FML
Today, as I was getting dressed after a shower, I spent a good 30 seconds searching for my underwear… which I'd already put on at that point. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
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maskedman 9
Apparently he never had the "boys have a penis and girls have a ******" talk with his mommy and daddy.
Rickymonkeypants 0
omg that is the fml of the day
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Comments (244)
trumpetGIRL12345 0
jonny2x4 doesn't that kid in Ed Ed and eddy call him plank Just wondering.
kyle1991 0
twats should be kept hairless. mo guy wants to go for a puss and get beaten to death by the forest of pube hairs, shave your vagg
dorkrockz 0
haven't u heard of shaving
buttshapedfruit 0
ew ur gross u hoe
ShakesBeer 0
SHAVE THAT MOTHER ******* HAIRY PUSSY!!!!!!
thatoneGeo 0
reminds me of the movie scary movie when the guy pops out with a chainsaw to trim all the pubic hairs out of the way,...
KamilleBlack 3
That's really gross. I mean, I thought he was looking for a penis...but now that I understand...it's just so gross :S Sorry....
yogibear01 0
I think he couldn't tell wether ur a guy or a girl
chloeginger 0
here's what you do: 1) find your nearest walmart, because walmart has everything you could ever possibly need. 2) purchase a couple of razors 3) go home and begin tearing down the forest
trebor8586 0
I say f his life for not know there is more of a difference between a guy and a girl than breasts