Anonymous 23 September 2009, 02:31 United States

Unbeliever

Today, I was in a college band rehearsal when I got a call, saying, "Your car was just hit by a tree!" I said, "Yeah, right!" and hung up on her. Minutes later, the band manager walked in and told me that my car was totaled. I then went and stood in the rain to watch a tree get cut off my car. FML

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Collection

Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

Same thing different taste

Jessie 23 February 2009, 08:08 United States

Funny how?

Today, I drove to a party after getting my car back from the shop. A thunderstorm started as I made my way there and upon arriving, the power went out. The guests decided to watch the storm from the front windows when someone mentioned how funny it would be if a tree fell on my car. Seconds later, one did. FML

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wrecked 23 January 2012, 01:52 United States

Slam the brakes

Today, I totaled my car, because I mistook the leaves blowing across the road for a child. I swerved and hit a tree. The home owner wants to sue for "harming his tree" and hospital wants to test my mental stability. FML

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Username 23 June 2011, 04:47 United States

Today, I got home to find my truck smashed by a fallen old tree. I was going to have the tree removed next week. FML

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Lili 22 April 2024, 12:00 Leavenworth, United States

If a tree falls…

Today, it was a VERY windy day. A tree blew over and landed on my car, obliterating the windows, and totalling it. I only bought it yesterday. FML

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Jo 26 October 2009, 03:14 United States

Today, there was an earthquake. Good news: the only damage was a tree fell on some loser's car. Bad news: that loser was me. FML

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Kallian 25 November 2019, 03:00 Sydney, Australia

What happened?

Today, I walked home and found a massive branch had fallen into my parking space. My first thought, "Thank God my car wasn't hit!" My second thought, "Where's my car?" FML

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Jaybird1587 3 August 2009, 12:43 United States

Today, I was just about to get in the shower, when I heard a loud crunch. I thought to myself, boy the neighbours next door must be doing some heavy construction. Two seconds after that thought, my brother knocked on the door to inform me that the neighbours tree had just fallen on my car. FML

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Where is My Tree? 28 February 2025, 12:00 Bakersfield, United States

Wind? Thief? Hit and run?

Today, I woke up and found that the tree in my front yard was gone. FML

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Anonymous 19 June 2019, 06:26

Today, I was driving behind a tall truck when it drove through some overhanging branches. Suddenly, a huge branch fell on top of my car, leaving it scratched all over and with several dents in the roof. FML

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mooselord 5 December 2013, 17:41 United States

Today, I was driving home, when a truck overtook me. Two of the Christmas trees it was carrying fell off straight into my bumper. The car behind me pulled over, but instead of seeing if I was okay, he just went to see whether or not either of the trees was in good enough shape to take home. FML

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Gwyndion 9

23 September 2009, 10:27

How did THIS get through? The exact same thing was posted a couple of days ago. Now call me a skeptic but I'd say the odds of 2 FML users having their car totalled by a tree at a college band rehearsal are fairly tiny, add to that the exact same wording...