Today, I started doing it again. I'd given up for years, but when I saw the pack I just couldn't help myself. One taste was enough to make me finish off the whole pack. Nobody knows that I've fallen off the wagon and I'm so ashamed of myself. Today, I began eating my cat's biscuits again. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML
Today, I hit a new low when I caught myself eating the chocolates that were meant to be part of my boyfriend's Christmas presents. FML
Today, I was getting my cat some canned food. Out of habit I licked the spoon after I had emptied the can only to realize too late what I had done. FML
Today, I caught my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML
Today, I saw my cat licking something on the side of the road and went to check what it was. It was someone's old cigarette. I now know why she wants to be let out so often: She's addicted to nicotine. FML
Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML
Today, I helped myself to some homemade biscuits that had been left in the kitchen. I thought they looked a little odd, but they tasted pretty good. I found out later they were homemade dog treats. FML
Today, my roommate left a bomb looking package of cookies on the kitchen counter. My sweet tooth got the best of me and I made that split second decision of, "Oh, I'll just have one." Halfway through it, I noticed the fine print, "For dogs" on the package. FML
Today, I started my new health kick with granola for breakfast, salad for lunch, and hitting the gym after work. I was so proud of myself, until I couldn’t take it anymore and binged at McDonald’s. My health kick lasted 11 hours. FML
Today, I decided to quit smoking. During my lunch break, I tried to ash the KitKat bar that was in my hand after I took a bite. FML
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ShananaginsLOL 13
I love the way you worded that.
TheLadyOpal 30
Oh, now THIS is an FML I'd like to see a comic for.
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crisanba 18
Nice monologue you had me praying you didn't die of lung cancer but instead you got the lighten scent of cat food on your breathe
SlapAndTickle 20
Do yoy have that great of phone reception
arsenicalhumor 30
I know what you mean. I just can't stop thinking about how moist and soft my fetish can be. All I think about is, "when can it happen again?".. I could really use a two-bite Brownie.
Spazz420 7
I saw a show about a woman who did that and it's really bad for u. They put cancerous meats in there n stuff. Please stop for ur own health. But some HUMAN cookies. The show I saw the woman ate Temptations
gloooooria 14
That's not only in cat food but in human food as well.
davincidasecond 24
Admitting you need help is the first step, OP.
AtomicDiamond87 15
So how does the cat in the hat feel?
Ayanpatel95 7
Tbh I thought u were talking about smoking at first lol
perdix 31
Doesn't that piss off your cat? Anyways, you've made me feel better about my peanut butter addiction. Hell, at least it's human food!
graceinsheepwear 34
Nothing like a man with peanut butter breath.
ballpython 15
I can eat half a jar in a sitting. It pisses my wife off something fierce.
perdix 31
#67, my dad used to eat it with his fingers. Of course, he kept a personal jar next to his recliner, and the rest of the family used a separate sanitary jar. Luckily, I've found the Jif individual cups to slow down my PB frenzies.
crystyx3 9
Oh my ****
JhovannyA 7
They are biscuits and definitely harmless. Eat away my friend. Plus I am sure they are other people that do the same. I.e shaggy in scooby doo lol
dontgivafuk 9
deep rooted emotional shit.