Today, I started doing it again. I'd given up for years, but when I saw the pack I just couldn't help myself. One taste was enough to make me finish off the whole pack. Nobody knows that I've fallen off the wagon and I'm so ashamed of myself. Today, I began eating my cat's biscuits again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML
Today, I hit a new low when I caught myself eating the chocolates that were meant to be part of my boyfriend's Christmas presents. FML
Today, I was getting my cat some canned food. Out of habit I licked the spoon after I had emptied the can only to realize too late what I had done. FML
Today, I caught my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML
Today, I saw my cat licking something on the side of the road and went to check what it was. It was someone's old cigarette. I now know why she wants to be let out so often: She's addicted to nicotine. FML
Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML
Today, I helped myself to some homemade biscuits that had been left in the kitchen. I thought they looked a little odd, but they tasted pretty good. I found out later they were homemade dog treats. FML
Today, my roommate left a bomb looking package of cookies on the kitchen counter. My sweet tooth got the best of me and I made that split second decision of, "Oh, I'll just have one." Halfway through it, I noticed the fine print, "For dogs" on the package. FML
Today, I started my new health kick with granola for breakfast, salad for lunch, and hitting the gym after work. I was so proud of myself, until I couldn’t take it anymore and binged at McDonald’s. My health kick lasted 11 hours. FML
Today, I decided to quit smoking. During my lunch break, I tried to ash the KitKat bar that was in my hand after I took a bite. FML
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ShananaginsLOL 13
I love the way you worded that.
TheLadyOpal 30
Oh, now THIS is an FML I'd like to see a comic for.
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Huddisher 10
Be careful. I heard that the ingredients in that stuff can mess up a person's system.
LilFlutter 10
I hope you stick with the all-natural brands of treats! Cheap US pet food (such as Purina and other brands you find at grocery stores/Walmart/etc.) has rendered pets, chicken claws, harmful chemicals like BHT, and other nasty stuff in it. I don't know if you have the same pet food in France or not. I also hope your cat doesn't hate you for taking his treats! ;-) My dog has deliciously-smelling oatmeal and apple cookie treats that are all-natural, but I can't bear to try them just because they are dog treats ... and she would hate me for eating her treats!
danidanidani 10
Have you ever thought about going on My Strange Addiction?
Ashley868 10
This is a YDI. How do you get addicted to cat biscuits? There is nothing addicting in them.
middlenamefrank 8
You have a condition called pica, which is the pathological need to eat non-food items. As long as it's non-toxic things, like cat biscuits, you'll be fine physically. If it still bothers you, or if it escalates into inedible items (hair, chalk, etc.), you should see a mental health care professional. It's actually not that uncommon of a condition, and there are treatment options available.
kristen99 9
It's shaggy from Sooby doo but cat lady form.
Magestic_Turtle 4
I used to eat my cats food when I was little so I understand how you feel. :s
raytyler26 16
Shitty way to word it, OP!
khodginssxo 14
lol, weirdo
SAgirl 23
Aww no cookies for the kitty. :(