Today, I started doing it again. I'd given up for years, but when I saw the pack I just couldn't help myself. One taste was enough to make me finish off the whole pack. Nobody knows that I've fallen off the wagon and I'm so ashamed of myself. Today, I began eating my cat's biscuits again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML
Today, I hit a new low when I caught myself eating the chocolates that were meant to be part of my boyfriend's Christmas presents. FML
Today, I was getting my cat some canned food. Out of habit I licked the spoon after I had emptied the can only to realize too late what I had done. FML
Today, I caught my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML
Today, I saw my cat licking something on the side of the road and went to check what it was. It was someone's old cigarette. I now know why she wants to be let out so often: She's addicted to nicotine. FML
Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML
Today, I helped myself to some homemade biscuits that had been left in the kitchen. I thought they looked a little odd, but they tasted pretty good. I found out later they were homemade dog treats. FML
Today, my roommate left a bomb looking package of cookies on the kitchen counter. My sweet tooth got the best of me and I made that split second decision of, "Oh, I'll just have one." Halfway through it, I noticed the fine print, "For dogs" on the package. FML
Today, I started my new health kick with granola for breakfast, salad for lunch, and hitting the gym after work. I was so proud of myself, until I couldn’t take it anymore and binged at McDonald’s. My health kick lasted 11 hours. FML
Today, I decided to quit smoking. During my lunch break, I tried to ash the KitKat bar that was in my hand after I took a bite. FML
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ShananaginsLOL 13
I love the way you worded that.
TheLadyOpal 30
Oh, now THIS is an FML I'd like to see a comic for.
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Comments (197)
Ikeaknomehunter 9
But you were doing so well!!!
SiegeOfTheSiren 9
...Dafuq? That's not how I expected this FML to end.
CrimsonAmaryllis 18
They're that addictive? What do they taste like?
MzZombicidal 36
Try one! ;P
medfly 2
hey OP, it sounds like you have pica. cat food is hardly the worst item on the list of things people with pica eat. you should do a blood test to rule out iron deficiency, which is a common cause. there are other mineral deficiencies which might be related, but that's a big one.
acerredrum 23
I highly doubt that eating cat biscuits counts as Pica, since it is technically food just not food intended for humans. Pica is the compulsive eating of things that are not food and is something I suffer from. Also while it can be from an iron deficiency there are quite a few other causes such a lead poisoning, other mineral deficiencies, mental illness such as OCD, Schizophrenia, and other eating disorders, (Eating paper to avoid eating food for example.) Even Pregnancy can cause it. Even if this is a form of Pica, which I doubt, it is far more likely OP ate them as a child and gained a psychological addiction from them as a comfort food. Many animal biscuits taste very similar to human cookies
skyeyez9 25
One of the best FMLs I have read in a long time! I bake homemade peanut butter and oats dog biscuits for my two dogs. My daughter sneaks into the biscuits and eats them.
Scynistr 20
Well written. You should look into a career in literature.
ShakeDisPlace 10
You already know when someone makes an FML that has to do with cats, it's gonna be good!
Calingaladha 21
You should stop doing that meow.
graceinsheepwear 34
Right meow!
aurynforever 14
I thought she was talking about cigarettes.
madamspammalot 15
I can't judge you. I may have eaten a few hamster treats and liked them...
Ins0mau 20
I've ALSO eaten a few hamsters and liked them. *BURPS*