Today, I started doing it again. I'd given up for years, but when I saw the pack I just couldn't help myself. One taste was enough to make me finish off the whole pack. Nobody knows that I've fallen off the wagon and I'm so ashamed of myself. Today, I began eating my cat's biscuits again. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML
Today, I hit a new low when I caught myself eating the chocolates that were meant to be part of my boyfriend's Christmas presents. FML
Today, I was getting my cat some canned food. Out of habit I licked the spoon after I had emptied the can only to realize too late what I had done. FML
Today, I caught my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML
Today, I saw my cat licking something on the side of the road and went to check what it was. It was someone's old cigarette. I now know why she wants to be let out so often: She's addicted to nicotine. FML
Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML
Today, I helped myself to some homemade biscuits that had been left in the kitchen. I thought they looked a little odd, but they tasted pretty good. I found out later they were homemade dog treats. FML
Today, my roommate left a bomb looking package of cookies on the kitchen counter. My sweet tooth got the best of me and I made that split second decision of, "Oh, I'll just have one." Halfway through it, I noticed the fine print, "For dogs" on the package. FML
Today, I started my new health kick with granola for breakfast, salad for lunch, and hitting the gym after work. I was so proud of myself, until I couldn’t take it anymore and binged at McDonald’s. My health kick lasted 11 hours. FML
Today, I decided to quit smoking. During my lunch break, I tried to ash the KitKat bar that was in my hand after I took a bite. FML
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ShananaginsLOL 13
I love the way you worded that.
TheLadyOpal 30
Oh, now THIS is an FML I'd like to see a comic for.
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wolfgold2 20
om nom nom
tatsumahyuu 5
The first step is knowing there's a problem
olpally 33
Cats controlling the world, I'm telling you. They have psychological powers to take over us humans.
ajh557 22
I'm pawsitive that your crazy
Lacist 19
Well cat biscuits are man-made. Probably forced to be made by a cat king.
Soloman212 28
Ahj, what's up with you and puns and not knowing the difference between your and you're?
ajh557 22
Just listen to me beclaws I have read doguments about this before, I'm reading on of them right meow
FightMyLiger 19
FFS. Is no one else tired of these?
botanistjessica 24
Every time I see your comments, 64, I always look at your profile picture and think "it must really hurt to put soap on your eye". And then it hits me.
sammyjanette 17
Compared to all the things you could be addicted to I think that eating cat biscuits is relatively harmless. Eat away!
etishuman22 32
If it tastes good to you, what harm is there? Just don't bring it up to anyone, even though you're safe confessing it here. ;)
ironichalibut 24
Ive heard that antifreeze tastes good too, jus'sayin'.
ironichalibut 24
I didn't mean that in the bad way I just realized it could be read as, I meant simply that not everything that tastes good is good for you
etishuman22 32
Don't worry, I picked up what you're putting down. But I don't think they'd put anything harmful to humans in pet snacks, at least I'd hope not.
ironichalibut 24
When beef and poultry go through the slaughterhouse and are processed, any of the meat that is deemed unfit for human consumption, ie meat that looks infected, has parasites, looks like its from an older animal, or the organ meat, gets sent down the line to be rendered into dog and cat foods. Food for thought, as it were.
etishuman22 32
Oh, well, thank you for the information! I did not know that. I just assumed everyone wanted cats and dogs and other pets to eat as much of a high quality of food as possible. That was a bit naive, I will admit, but I hold animals to deserve the same standard of living as we humans have. I'm not PETA, but I think animals are sacred lives just like ours. I hope that makes sense... :P
ironichalibut 24
That's a very good view, and more people should understand that. Any animal or life deserves respect for the incalculable improbability for it to exist. It used to e every slaughtered animal was reverted for its sacrifice, now it's an unceremonious atrocity.
ironichalibut 24
Edit: last one posted before i was done. Revered* I assume not all animal foods are like that though, there must be some producers who see pets' health as important as humans'. On a side note, the protein in fish food is usually fish meal. This has probably been the most polite conversation/point of topic I've had on FML, and I thank you for that haha
etishuman22 32
No, thank you!! Haha. Usually when people counter my opinions, they're damn rude! But that was quite pleasant. I hope we run into each other again on another FML post!
moecroe 7
Some pet treats actually look, taste and smell like cookies and stuff...so don't be ashamed, my dad's done it before.
gloooooria 14
Your dad huh?
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
I have too. I use to work at petco and we had a treat bar for dogs. the cookies arent bad. :)
Elle_ShellBelle 15
I've never had the biscuits, but I have tried dog treats before. They said they were made of real chicken breast, so I didn't think there was any harm. It was only once...
worldclassrager 41
That's a great introduction! I was really curious... Anyway...it's like shaggy and Scooby snacks...and I know for sure you are not alone..,
jw90 18
Do they taste good at least?
gloooooria 14
"One taste was enough to make me finish off the whole pack."
gloooooria 14
Alice, is that you?! No wonder we've been going through so many cat biscuits. I'm telling mom!
Fedezzer 20
I forced myself to read the text in order so I wouldn't glance down and spoil the entire ending, beautifully worded!
Wowxoxo 17
Yeah, I figured it wasn't a pack of cigarettes but I didn't want to spoil the build up :p