Today, I started doing it again. I'd given up for years, but when I saw the pack I just couldn't help myself. One taste was enough to make me finish off the whole pack. Nobody knows that I've fallen off the wagon and I'm so ashamed of myself. Today, I began eating my cat's biscuits again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML
Today, I hit a new low when I caught myself eating the chocolates that were meant to be part of my boyfriend's Christmas presents. FML
Today, I was getting my cat some canned food. Out of habit I licked the spoon after I had emptied the can only to realize too late what I had done. FML
Today, I caught my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML
Today, I saw my cat licking something on the side of the road and went to check what it was. It was someone's old cigarette. I now know why she wants to be let out so often: She's addicted to nicotine. FML
Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML
Today, I helped myself to some homemade biscuits that had been left in the kitchen. I thought they looked a little odd, but they tasted pretty good. I found out later they were homemade dog treats. FML
Today, my roommate left a bomb looking package of cookies on the kitchen counter. My sweet tooth got the best of me and I made that split second decision of, "Oh, I'll just have one." Halfway through it, I noticed the fine print, "For dogs" on the package. FML
Today, I started my new health kick with granola for breakfast, salad for lunch, and hitting the gym after work. I was so proud of myself, until I couldn’t take it anymore and binged at McDonald’s. My health kick lasted 11 hours. FML
Today, I decided to quit smoking. During my lunch break, I tried to ash the KitKat bar that was in my hand after I took a bite. FML
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ShananaginsLOL 13
I love the way you worded that.
TheLadyOpal 30
Oh, now THIS is an FML I'd like to see a comic for.
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FML_Whale 18
Personally, I prefer dog treats.
rememberkids 14
well at least its not smoking :) I'm struggling to quit that too!
Confused77 3
As Tony The Tiger would say, "They'rrre Great!!!!"
graceinsheepwear 34
When I was in grade school, my teenage aunt made me eat a dog biscuit, but they were those Milkbone ones with 6 flavors or so, and she let me pick my poison. (I went with milk flavor.) She also left me on the roof with comic books once, but that's a different FML.
akagekkou 4
I know the feeling, my friend made me eat a milk bone while waiting outside the school in 8th grade.
XxcaitanatorXx 12
oh shit i thought u were.talking about cigarettes
hellphone_fml 37
If you keep eating them then they must taste good, my sister is addicted to milk-bones that you give to dogs. I see nothing wrong with it as long as it doesn't harm your health, all it is is a little embarrassing. If you really don't want to be eating them, find someone to help you. You can't kick a habit without help and support.
Neesalun 20
I ate milk bones when I was 3/4yrs old. I wouldn't eat them now.
abeg157 14
Am I the only who though dog biscuits?
akagekkou 4
Trust me its probably better to eat the cat treats then the food. I don't trust the smell of the dry or wet food.
Neesalun 20
Perhaps there is a support group?
Neesalun 20
What flavor do you recommend? ;)